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#388024 - 03/02/12 01:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: traveler]
traveler Offline


Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2442
Loc: overseas
... and when asked to repeat what you just said, NEVER say, "Nothing" !!!

_________________________
They have greatly oppressed me from my youth, but they have not gained the victory over me.
Plowmen have plowed my back and made their furrows long.
But the Lord is righteous; he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.
Psalm 129:2-4

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#388223 - 03/04/12 03:59 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: traveler]
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Posts: 2442
Loc: overseas
... and they will never believe you when you are asked what you are doing and you reply "nothing"!

_________________________
They have greatly oppressed me from my youth, but they have not gained the victory over me.
Plowmen have plowed my back and made their furrows long.
But the Lord is righteous; he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.
Psalm 129:2-4

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#389047 - 03/12/12 11:45 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Registered: 03/06/12
Posts: 9
Loc: New York
866: Mom doesn't approve of delicious peanut butter and chocolate frosting sandwiches.



Edited by son (03/12/12 11:46 AM)

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#389117 - 03/12/12 09:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: son]
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Little boys shouldn't pick their nose. It might stretch out the opening so that they would have a huge nose with a flappy opening.

Puffer





Edited by pufferfish (03/12/12 10:12 PM)

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#389178 - 03/13/12 11:19 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
unhappycamper Offline


Registered: 10/21/11
Posts: 498
Loc: VA
Don't waste your time trying to outsmart your big sister. Just don't.

John


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#389684 - 03/18/12 09:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: unhappycamper]
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Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 149
Loc: USA
Don't bother aruging with your sisters, either. You will ALWAYS lose.

And if you still decide to try and argue with your sisters, DON'T, I repeat, DON'T!!, try to argue with Mom when they go and get her and she joins the argument. You WILL lose!

_________________________
Matthew

Adapt. Overcome. Survive.

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#389888 - 03/20/12 03:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: TheTwoOfUs]
traveler Offline


Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2442
Loc: overseas
"MAYBE" or "We'll see" or I'll think about it" when said by a parent always means, "No! (but I don't have the guts to say it.)"

_________________________
They have greatly oppressed me from my youth, but they have not gained the victory over me.
Plowmen have plowed my back and made their furrows long.
But the Lord is righteous; he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.
Psalm 129:2-4

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#390260 - 03/22/12 06:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Registered: 03/19/12
Posts: 42
Readybreck (Dunno if you guys had this porridge)does NOT make you glow!!! I was completely devastated by this when I was a kid n cried coz I never got my readybreck glow to go to school with!;-)


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#390285 - 03/22/12 10:27 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Kazbob12]
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Captain Midnight's secret code ring was just a cheap piece of plastic. The code was dumb.

Puffer


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#390288 - 03/22/12 10:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
traveler Offline


Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 2442
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Yeah - life is like a box of cereal: what you find at the bottom is never as good as the picture you see before you open it up and get into it...

Lee

_________________________
They have greatly oppressed me from my youth, but they have not gained the victory over me.
Plowmen have plowed my back and made their furrows long.
But the Lord is righteous; he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.
Psalm 129:2-4

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