Mrs Shlum went on to say "oh....its all just a big bunch of silliness." Mr
Shlum remained adamant that "...its all the fault of those long-haired kids
these days!! [expletive] hippies, all of them!"


This week, Coach Paterno will be entering a rather intense phase of cancer
therapy in order to add as many days to his 86 years as possible. Paterno was
heard saying "Oh.....please....you doctors gotta keep me here as long as
possible....PLEASE!!!?

- R. Brown: Dissociated Press


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