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#391089 - 03/27/12 11:10 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: traveler]
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Registered: 02/07/06
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Loc: back in the USA
If at first you don't succeed... destroy the evidence!

OR

If at first you don't succeed... find someone else to blame!
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#393190 - 04/12/12 12:28 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 03/06/09
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That acquiring a head injury from doing something stupid that you might get in trouble for is NOT something to keep from your parents!
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#393345 - 04/13/12 04:33 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Loc: Louisiana, USA
Ok, JLS.

I wanted to post this yesterday, but didn't get to it since I had a flat tire.

As a young boy, and a liar, my thoughts would have been that having a head injury provided me the perfect opportunity to say, "Gee, Mom, I forget what I was doing, but my head sure does hurt bad!"
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#393379 - 04/14/12 01:16 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Lol. For us (meaning me and my friends) we didn't want evidence of doing something we shouldn't have so my receiving an injury kinda foiled that plan:)
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#396181 - 05/05/12 07:48 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: jls]
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Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 149
Loc: USA
Don't try to get away with ANYTHING when you're growing up in a military family. No matter what you do, Pop will ALWAYS find out!

Especially if it involves a girl! Ouch!
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#396593 - 05/09/12 09:58 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 02/16/07
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So I tried the dog’s new invisible-fence electric collar. I had to know. No...I did not put it on my neck. I held it in my hand with the electrodes on my fingers. The beep-warning sounded as I approached the boundary, then BANG!!! I felt like I was being executed by the state. I could not drop the thing fast enough.

Now, ALL my guy-friends from college, sail-team and grad skool would have lined-up to try it as well, just to prove their veracity on a pain-rich challenge.

My son and his friend would not even consider such a self-test. Maybe it was my flopping and writhing? But no, that serves to enrich the challenge. This non-ape-like behavior from kids today is foreign to me. Am I to be glad or sad?
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#398474 - 05/27/12 02:17 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 05/23/12
Posts: 26
Loc: TX
We had someone else living there I've never seen before named "Not Me".
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#398563 - 05/28/12 12:11 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EgoSumQuiSum]
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Registered: 02/26/08
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Loc: USA
My greatest "ally" was a pooch named "Lucky".

My mom came after me with a switch broken from a bush. Lucky came after her and tore her stockings.

Puffer




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#400730 - 06/18/12 02:19 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 03/13/12
Posts: 396
Loc: OH
Building a tree fort with my best friend is significantly more rewarding than doing my math homework : )


Edited by Publius (06/18/12 02:19 AM)
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#401563 - 06/24/12 03:28 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 06/24/12
Posts: 14
When walked on the sideway, keep your head up and look in the direction you are walking...for when you don't, a sign will magically appear out of no where and scare the hell of you when you walk into it...

P.S. I forgot to warn my son about this discovery and well...last week while downtown, we were walked around a corner, he turned to tell me something and walked right into a sign. No injuries, just a bit of embarrassment on his part.

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