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#369261 - 09/01/11 10:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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#754 When too young and smoking out the window, make sure it isn't towards the mayor's house(similar rule already stated, just not when the mayor comes over to talk with your parents!)

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#369262 - 09/01/11 10:21 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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#755 When sneaking downstairs to watch TV, one cannot have the volume on.

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#369263 - 09/01/11 10:22 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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#756
When an Asian beetle lands in the cake mix, throw it out. One Asian beetle will stink up the whole cake!

This thread is uproariously hilarious, thank you, all of you.

Humbly, gratefully,
Sam

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#369264 - 09/01/11 11:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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Thanks for the laughs . I needed them today

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#369274 - 09/02/11 06:03 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: OKIE MIKE]
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#757
At my age a slow leak cost more than a plummer

#758
My brother maried a girl so short that when they get nose to nose her toe's are in it and if they are toe to toe her nose is in it.

Both quite so...

#759
At my age a foldover is the hair on the right side of my head that reaches over to the other side.

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#369279 - 09/02/11 08:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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#754

Snot collection on the bedroom wall is hard to remove when dry.

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#369289 - 09/02/11 02:12 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Anthony39]
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Originally Posted By: Anthony39
#754

Snot collection on the bedroom wall is hard to remove when dry.


OH EM GEE!!!! What IS it with boys and THAT??? It just may be THE most gross thing my 12 yo and his frnds do. I wish there were some type of spray or tazing device to make them stop!!!!

It makes his poor sister gag and puke at every discovery of "gold nugets."

Of course I have no such history with such matters!

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#371471 - 10/01/11 08:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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#755 hitting chestnuts over the house with a tennisracket is much fun till your neighbour finds them on his car and tells your dad
#756 Same goes for shooting maize trough a pvc pipe at the teacher
#757 Or keeping a frog in your room untill your mom finds out
#758 Girls don't understand how much fun rolling around in the dirt is and will run away if you try to encourage them to join
#759 but coming home dirty will get you another *ss whooping, dont even hope you can sneak past your mom

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#371479 - 10/01/11 11:54 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Drop]
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#760. Believing that you're impervious to poison ivy does not necessarily make it so.
#761. Kissing a girl for the first time ain't that bad.
#762. Yes, you CAN eat 12 tacos by yourself.

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#371480 - 10/02/11 12:34 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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Registered: 05/06/09
Posts: 215
Loc: Tucson Arizona
#763. Supersoaker + all the light bulbs in and outside of the house= awesomeness and a 300 lb man chasing you with a belt.
Hahahahahaha

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