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#368210 - 08/16/11 01:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 03/26/11
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#368211 - 08/16/11 01:51 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: ren42]
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745

Eat some of the nicest ingredients that she wanted to use for the cake she was going to bake this weekend, Watch her freak at the crucial point when she needs to add them and they are gone.

Martin



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#368213 - 08/16/11 02:03 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: whome]
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I wonder what will happen if I try and stop the coffee grinder blade with my finger.

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#368214 - 08/16/11 02:22 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: whome]
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747

If electricity is arching...(if for any reason)...You can not stop it, with your finger...


After Midnight (Fastway)

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#368248 - 08/16/11 04:10 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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People are not allways what they appear to be

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#369253 - 09/01/11 06:08 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: OKIE MIKE]
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748 - When the boy turns older, bike crashes become much bigger issues.

749 - Older bones don't flex AT ALL!!!

750 - "Just how slow WERE the notebook computers when you were a kid Dad?" is a question that can make you feel really %$##ing OLD!

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#369256 - 09/01/11 08:00 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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one my kid asked recently:

751- "Daddy did dinosaurs go to heaven? (H. 5 years old)

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#369258 - 09/01/11 10:16 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Anthony39]
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Addendum to #396; peeing out a window seemed like a good idea until just before one is finished peeing.

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#369259 - 09/01/11 10:18 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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Rule 752: Rimfire 22 bullets do not explode when hit with a hammer on a piece of 2X4

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#369260 - 09/01/11 10:19 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: SamV]
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Fiberglass axe handles do not make good Jedi swords AND florescent tubes do not make good Jedi swords

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