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#36706 - 06/03/03 10:07 PM The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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Registered: 08/19/02
Posts: 2700
Loc: The left turn I should have ta...
*****I guess this could be triggering but it could
also be funny! So read at your own risk.***** \:D

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror,
rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says,

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lives, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again...



Victor

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"I can't stand pain. It hurts me."
--Daffy Duck

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#36707 - 06/04/03 08:57 PM Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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Registered: 04/25/03
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You leave me with NO choice Victor... I MUST CALL THE AUTHORITIES!


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#36708 - 06/04/03 09:52 PM Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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Oh Oh Marc's gonna call the Humor Police on me! :p \:D

Victor

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"I can't stand pain. It hurts me."
--Daffy Duck

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