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#345556 - 11/17/10 03:25 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Avery46]
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RE: 723. Not so much fun when Mom sees you do it.


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#345572 - 11/17/10 05:08 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Justafarmer]
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724: Catching a bird with a box, a stick, a long piece of string, and some bread crumbs really does work. But then the moment afterward is when you realize you now have to go lift the box so a pissed off bird can come flying out.

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#345584 - 11/17/10 07:06 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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725 Rotten egg wars with neighbor kids and brother. No one smells like a winner and Mom can always tell what you have been doing.

726. Smoking driftwood, then finding out your mom did the same thing when she was your age. Not as much fun, then.


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#345609 - 11/17/10 10:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Justafarmer]
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727. I lived near a college when I was a kid. Throwing water balloons at young yuppies was a blast. Throwing water balloons at middle aged youth hockey coaches not as much fun. Lets just say they don't put up with any garbage and are not afraid to get out of a car and chase after you. O yea and he picked me to play for him the following winter. Fun fun.

728. Snowplow drivers don't care if you throw snowballs at them, however they don't really like it if the snowballs are yellow.

729. If your mother works the night shift and your father works for a pharmaceutical company don't tell your teacher that your dad makes drugs and your mom sleeps all day, they may call for a parent teacher conference.

730. If your bald uncle asks you who you think he looks like. DO NOT say Mr. Potato Head.


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#345612 - 11/18/10 12:18 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Riley]
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731. Putting double headed nails on a train track and coming up with minature swords after the train went by.

732. Letting the air out of the brake systems on train cars that were parked by our house overnight.

733. Having a pet raccoon. Who killed mom's chickens. Who disappeared. After mom put a dead chicken in the trunk of her car. And the raccoon jumped in. Closed the lid of the trunk. Drove several miles away. Let him out. Drove home. Pretended she didn't know why the raccoon was missing.

734. Zapping ants with an electrical line that had fallen to the ground as the result of a wind storm.

735. Throwing blackcat firecrackers at each other. Not a good idea to wear a tee shirt with a pocket. Makes a 15 year old boy cry when it blow up in his pocket. He went home.

736. Taking a hammer and hitting the dud firecrackers to make them exploded.


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#345685 - 11/18/10 05:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Justafarmer]
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737: Middle-school guidance counselors don't realy like being called "boy-lovin pervs" when they are trying to "rap" with you about your recent behavior.

738: Pissed-off middle-school guidance counselors will lead you be the fkg EAR (oweeee) to the Prinipal's office holding bench.

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#355516 - 03/04/11 12:29 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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739: A 12 yo girl might punch you if she likes you.

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#362379 - 05/17/11 02:15 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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I love this thread!

740. the teacher never catches your desk neighbour acting silly, but he allways catches you


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#362440 - 05/17/11 08:45 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Neverquit]
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718. No matter how old you get a good dick or balls joke will always be funny.

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#368206 - 08/15/11 11:37 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Clockwise]
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741: If a BOY'S name iss called over the skool loudspeaker, you KNOW he's doomed. GIRLS are usually called for things like awards and/or forgotten lunch from home.

742: Your heart's durability and rate are yet again tested when YOUR name is called to come to the office.

743: That walk to the office is LONG!!!!

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