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#428297 - 03/17/13 01:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Jacob S]
BraveFalcon Offline
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Registered: 02/25/13
Posts: 1106
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Originally Posted By: Jacob S
Originally Posted By: traveler
Originally Posted By: BraveFalcon
889: Mixing every soft drink together in the same cup at a fast food place tastes AWESOME!

(Now, for bonus points, can anyone tell me what that sugary cocktail is called?)

we used to call it a "suicide" but that may have been a local thing. sounds pretty inappropriate now!


That's what we called it to, especially when we did it with slurpee flavors and then tried to see who could get a brain-freeze headache first. That made the name seem really appropriate.


DING DING DING DING!!!!! Yeah that's what we called it to! I wonder how it got that name. I've actually done that before as an adult and it still tasted pretty damn good but I was kinda self-conscious about actually doing it. Not that I really care what people think.

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#429356 - 03/28/13 02:36 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Loc: somewhere in Africa
891: When you are boiling eggs, it is advisable to leave them in the shells when you put them into the water. (Easter coming up reminded me of this one!)
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#435073 - 05/18/13 07:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: BraveFalcon]
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Originally Posted By: BraveFalcon
Originally Posted By: Jacob S
Originally Posted By: traveler
Originally Posted By: BraveFalcon
889: Mixing every soft drink together in the same cup at a fast food place tastes AWESOME!

(Now, for bonus points, can anyone tell me what that sugary cocktail is called?)

we used to call it a "suicide" but that may have been a local thing. sounds pretty inappropriate now!


That's what we called it to, especially when we did it with slurpee flavors and then tried to see who could get a brain-freeze headache first. That made the name seem really appropriate.


DING DING DING DING!!!!! Yeah that's what we called it to! I wonder how it got that name. I've actually done that before as an adult and it still tasted pretty damn good but I was kinda self-conscious about actually doing it. Not that I really care what people think.


we called it "swamp water".
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#439598 - 06/30/13 03:37 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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892: If you choose to sleep with your chocolate easter bunny, it will melt all over you and the sheets. Plus, you never get to eat it.

893: When turning out all the lights in your house to pretend to explore dark caverns with your best friend, do not under any circumstances use red taper candles for torches. You will both have to scrape off red candle wax off floors and such for days. And you will never be able to get it out of the white couch. And you will pay dearly for that.

Todd
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#441141 - 07/17/13 07:26 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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894: Don't masturbate after playing with fiber-glass insulation.
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#441154 - 07/17/13 09:28 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 06/10/12
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Loc: Ohio
895: That boyscout fire starter really works if you a scrape off a bit of the magnesium powder your tinder before scratching the stick and making a spark. Collecting the powder on a piece of paper in your living room is not a good idea and will result in burned carpet.
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#446002 - 08/30/13 09:04 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: blacken]
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Registered: 08/22/13
Posts: 158
Loc: Minnesota
Originally Posted By: blacken
894: Don't masturbate after playing with fiber-glass insulation.


owwwwwwwww.
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#446027 - 08/31/13 01:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
MissesMe Offline
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Registered: 07/21/12
Posts: 8
Loc: USA
Finally read all 58 pages. It's funny how many of these I can recall doing. And getting into alot of trouble for.

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#448631 - 09/28/13 08:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 07/29/13
Posts: 278
things that will get your ass whooped include

896. hitting balls over the house with a tennisracket (so fun though)
897. Trying to sneak into the house after falling a hole in your new pants that you are not supposed to play in. And then another one for trying to sneak in.
898. Complaining about the horrible brussel sprouts and burned potatoes (also means no dinner for a week, to fully appreciate how 'good' you have it)
899. Getting caught playing prank knocking on doors by a friend or neighbour from your parents who tattle tale it to your parents
900. The ball landing in the roseperk of that same neighbour
901. Losing your bike because you forgot where you parked it (to busy playing to keep an eye on it)
902. Not answering your mom when you're out playing because you just 'changed' your name
903. putting all your mothers tampons in water to see it blow up
904. using your dads expensive shampoo because you needed something to color your 'smurf snot' blue

905. Slurpees Always give you brainfreeze
906. The teacher doesn't like it when you keep tapping your feet on the floor when he can't see it
907. Sending pizza's to the teacher you don't like is funny. Unless the pizza place happens to have an phone number recogniser. (MAJOR ass whooping and more)
908. Climbing on the roof of the garage trough the window is cool
909. the trees near school are hard to get in, but once you are in them you can climb from tree to tree (awesome!)
910. Anything that involves a little bit of danger is just way more fun and exciting then well, everything else!
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#448864 - 10/01/13 07:41 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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911. it is not a good idea to tell your parents that you are bored.

912. raking leaves is one job where perfectionism can be a big problem.
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Something deep inside...
I've been searchin so long to find an answer
Now I know my life has meaning
Now I see myself as I am, feeling very free...
When my tears have come to an end I will understand
What I left behind: a part of me. Chicago


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