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#330437 - 05/01/10 12:47 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: alone]
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698. If you go to an old-fashioned carnaval where they sell shaved ice cones, don't let your dog pee on the shaved ice!

Allen

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#330722 - 05/02/10 06:43 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
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699. It's a good idea to know where the neighbors clotheslines are when running from adversaries/authorities in the dark.

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#331322 - 05/20/10 02:59 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Silly]
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700. The best place for Mom's paddle with the holes drilled in it is about 30 paces in the woods, south of the the kitchen and 3 feet underground.

701. If you smoke pot out of a pipe, boiling it in hot water does indeed stink up the kitchen and mom might just get stuck in snow and walk back in the house and smell it just when you thought she was going to work.

702. Don't touch the little black and yellow winged things with pointy butts that walk across the living room carpet.

703. Sometimes its just easier to say "I did it". Whether you did or didn't do it.

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#331343 - 05/20/10 07:09 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: endlessjourney]
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704. The neighborhood cat doesn't have a home for a very good reason... it has four paws of razor sharp claws.

705. Little boys should not try an feed a parrot at the zoo, trust me they like fingers more then crackers!

706. 1 barn roof + 2 boys + 1 bed sheet = A summer with a leg cast!

707. Never be the first boy to fall asleep at a sleep over, bad things will always happen to you.......


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#331999 - 05/24/10 06:34 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Nathan LaChine]
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Indeed Nathan. Some parties, ya just don't pass out at.

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#332005 - 05/24/10 08:11 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: endlessjourney]
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708. U should REALLY pay attention to where ur running
when playing Ball Tag at night! Trees really hurt.

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#332024 - 05/24/10 10:41 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: blacken]
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Is it the tree that hurts or the boy who runs headlong into it whistle smile

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#332450 - 05/29/10 02:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Sans Logos]
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Registered: 04/23/10
Posts: 61
Loc: San Francisco
709. Shaving cream will help you fashion your mohawk.

710. If the tree's branches move beneath you, close your eyes and you will be free.





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#332666 - 05/31/10 08:11 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Lenz]
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711. Never booby trap the refrigerator door, mom uses it a lot more than anyone that the booby trap may be directed at.

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"No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself" - Nietzsche

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#333885 - 06/16/10 03:02 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: philistine]
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712. When your mom takes you into the woman's bathroom while shopping so that you won't get molested, don't look into the stalls. You might see a very fat lady sitting there and she might freak out.

Allen

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Edited by pufferfish (06/16/10 03:28 PM)

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