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#34240 - 05/28/03 10:22 PM Road Out-Rage!
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(Snappy Answers, continued from yesterday, re the "Not Big Enuf?" thread):

Snappy Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way--without a ticket.




Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."




Victor

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#34241 - 05/29/03 09:15 AM Re: Road Out-Rage!
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F@^&ING Halerious -ok, i kno i spelled that wrong
lol

Where do yu get/find these?

Logan

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#34242 - 05/29/03 10:30 AM Re: Road Out-Rage!
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Logan,

I'm not sure just where these came from except they were emailed to my wife by a coworker and she emailed them from work to the house.

Glad you liked them! \:D

Victor

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#34243 - 06/01/03 07:16 PM Re: Road Out-Rage!
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These last two reminded me of a joke a friend of mine told me.

A guy is driving his van and gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop askes for licence and registration. The guy responds "Look officer, my licence is suspended, but I've got my registration in the glove box, just don't get upset when my gun falls out, I'm only going after the registration. Also, please don't mind the illegal immigrants in the back, I'm just giving them a ride. The huge bales of drugs they are sitting on are not mine though, it belongs to the immigrants."

The cop immediately calls for all kinds of back up and they pull the guy out of the car and search it. There are no guns, illegal alliens or drugs and his licenence turns out to be perfectly valid.

The head of the swat team comes up to the guy and says "The duty officer reported that you had a bunch of illegal immigrants, guns and drugs and that your licience was suspended. What's going on here?"

The guy only responds "sure, I bet he told you I was speeding too."

My random moment of levity

-Eric


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#34244 - 06/02/03 01:28 PM Re: Road Out-Rage!
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Eric:





Victor

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