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#336992 - 07/27/10 11:52 AM Guy Humor
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so i thought i'd start a thread about "guy humor"... stuff that guys find humorous...

today's topic.....

all the ways to say "throw up"

i'll get the ball rolling...

barf
puke
hurl






Edited by Obi (07/27/10 11:52 AM)
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#336993 - 07/27/10 11:56 AM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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wretch

whale spouting

spew

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#336994 - 07/27/10 11:56 AM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Silly]
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whale spouting? LOL!!!!

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#336996 - 07/27/10 12:02 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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toilet hugging

vomit

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#336997 - 07/27/10 12:02 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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praying to the porcelain God

toss your cookies

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#336999 - 07/27/10 12:16 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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Mike's theory of modern polytheism -

To whom are we praying for a parking place.
What about praying to the porcelain goddess.
What about when we make an offering to the money god, by inserting our card into the ATM and praying for money?



Edited by philistine (07/27/10 12:17 PM)
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#337000 - 07/27/10 12:30 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: philistine]
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Driving the porcelain bus

Instant boot camp

Technicolor yawn

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#337004 - 07/27/10 12:47 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: FormerTexan]
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Damn, Andy got it first when he said technicolour yawn.

Ok, how about this...

CHUNDER!

Jeez Obi, what a moving topic! laugh whistle blowing chunks of pavement pizza!

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#337012 - 07/27/10 02:12 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Geeders]
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sick

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#337017 - 07/27/10 05:25 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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blowing cheese chowder



Edited by Obi (07/27/10 05:25 PM)
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#337031 - 07/27/10 09:30 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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This thread makes me wanna power-yak grin grin

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#337126 - 07/28/10 05:28 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: Obi]
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Loosing one's lunch.
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#3 (figure, #1 is taking a piss, #2 is...well, you know)
Checking your stomach lining

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#341418 - 10/04/10 04:22 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: KingFred]
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delivering street pizza

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#341420 - 10/04/10 04:25 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: EvanCan]
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selling Buicks

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#341421 - 10/04/10 04:26 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: EvanCan]
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calling Europe on the big white phone

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#341485 - 10/05/10 04:14 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: EvanCan]
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Can Inspection


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#341486 - 10/05/10 05:13 PM Re: Guy Humor [Re: many_mees]
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Eating your lunch for a second time

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