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#324270 - 03/06/10 09:52 PM train set joke
michael Joseph Offline
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Registered: 03/11/01
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Loc: Virginia

Train set.

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year old son
playing with his electric train set. She heard the train stop and her
son say, ' All of you sons of a bitches who want off, get the hell off
now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who
are getting on, get your asses on the train now cause we are going down
the tracks!'

The horrified mother went in and told her son, ' We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his trains. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, ' All you passengers who are getting off at this stop, please
remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We also hope that you will ride with us again soon.' She then
heard her little darling continue, ' For those of you just boarding,
remember there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother was beginning to smile, the child added, ' For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please talk to the
bitch in the kitchen.'

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#324272 - 03/06/10 09:57 PM Re: train set joke [Re: michael Joseph]
Hauser Offline
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YES!!!!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!


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#324293 - 03/06/10 11:57 PM Re: train set joke [Re: michael Joseph]
Geeders Offline
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Registered: 09/03/08
Posts: 1901
Loc: Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
laugh laugh laugh

That was good MJ. That was good!

Jim

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#324387 - 03/07/10 06:55 PM Re: train set joke [Re: Geeders]
petercorbett Offline
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Registered: 07/27/08
Posts: 2453
Loc: TEXAS
Hi, my fraternal brother.

michaelJoseph, you have done it again, my brother.

You made me smile, and that is something for the progress forum.

Heal well my brother MJ, heal well.

Little Pete & big Pete, trying desperately to become 1.

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#325770 - 03/20/10 03:31 PM Re: train set joke [Re: petercorbett]
michael Joseph Offline
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Loc: Virginia
well the bitch in the kitchen is my mom so be nice to her after you yell at her ok

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