I bet I could speak Palin. The reason I can speak Palin is that I realized as I saw the soccer moms of America and the way they aren't just playing dead fish but,... you know, doing their soccer mom thing and I thought it's just like catching a trout or hunting a deer you just have to kick the soccer-ball in the right direction and the next thing you know there are allegations of ethics violations, and that's why I can speak Palin!
Pretty good, eh? Sometimes I wonder if she's stealing Rush's Oxycontin.
BTW, I love Oberman, and Madow is great too! My straight side has a crush on her.