here are some interesting rewordings of standard xmas carol titles that we had fun with at a recent holiday gathering:

can you name them?

• obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of white crystals
• expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical masculine perennial giver
• natal celebration devoid of color
• in awe of the nocturnal time span characterized by religiosity
• geographic state of fantasy during the season of mother nature's dormancy
• the first person nominative plural of a triumverate of far eastern heads of state
• tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted metallic resonant cups
• in a distant location the existence of an impoverished unit of newborn children's slumber furniture
• proceed forth, declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation
• jovial yuletide desired for second person singular plural by us
• move hitherward, the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief
• listen, the celestial messenger produce harmonious sounds
• nocturnal timespan of unspoken quietness
• an emotion excited by the acquisition or expectaqion of good given to the terrestrial sphere
• embellish the interior passageways
• exalted heavenly beings to whom hearkened
• twelve o'clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival
• the christmas preceding all others
• small municipality in judea southeast of jerusalem
• diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic cylinders
• omnipotent supreme being elicits respite to distinguished males

diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic cylinders

Little Drummer Boy?

the first person nominative plural of a triumverate of far eastern heads of state

We Three Kings?

tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted metallic resonant cups

Carol of the bells?

proceed forth, declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation

Go Tell It on the Mountain?

listen, the celestial messenger produce harmonious sounds

Hark the Herald Angels Sing?

in a distant location the existence of an impoverished unit of newborn children's slumber furniture

Away In a Manger?

jovial yuletide desired for second person singular plural by us

We Wish you a merry christmas?

obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of white crystals

Frosty the Snowman?

expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical masculine perennial giver

Here comes Santa Claus?

natal celebration devoid of color

White Christmas?

nocturnal timespan of unspoken quietness

Silent Night?

twelve o'clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival

It came upon a Midnight clear?

Boss! Gotta go!

so far, so good! laughing all the way [ha-ha-ha.....]

OK... I'll give it a try...

* obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of white crystals

FROSTY THE SNOW MAN

* expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical masculine perennial giver

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

* natal celebration devoid of color

IM DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS?

*in awe of the nocturnal time span characterized by religiosity

Not sure... SILENT NIGHT? it has to be.

* geographic state of fantasy during the season of mother nature's dormancy

Must be a WINTER WONDERLAND

* the first person nominative plural of a triumverate of far eastern heads of state

This must be a church one... or the one about the 3 KINGS... Not sure.

* tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted metallic resonant cups

JINGLE BELL ROCK!

* in a distant location the existence of an impoverished unit of newborn children's
slumber furniture

FAR FAR AWAY ON JUDEAS PLAIN?

* proceed forth, declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation

OH CHRISTMAS TREE OH CHRISTMAS TREE?

* jovial yuletide desired for second person singular plural by us

???? hmmm ohhh yea... WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

* move hitherward, the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief

OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

* listen, the celestial messenger produce harmonious sounds

HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING?

* nocturnal timespan of unspoken quietness

SILENT NIGHT

* an emotion excited by the acquisition or expectaqion of good given to the
terrestrial sphere

JOY TO THE WORLD???

* embellish the interior passageways

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY

* exalted heavenly beings to whom hearkened

SOMETHING TO DO WITH ANGELS BUT CAN'T BE HARK THE HAROLD AGAIN.

* twelve o'clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival

IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR???

* the christmas preceding all others

THE FIRST NOEL the angels did say was to certain poor shepherds in fields where they lay...


* small municipality in judea southeast of jerusalem

OH LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM OF COURSE

* diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic cylinders

THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

* omnipotent supreme being elicits respite to distinguished males

YES OF COURSE... GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN