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#261010 - 11/10/08 11:46 PM Support
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I support farting.



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#261013 - 11/11/08 01:09 AM Re: Support [Re: frost]
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That will teach you to stay off of the refried beans!!!

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#261015 - 11/11/08 01:31 AM Re: Support [Re: frost]
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Originally Posted By: frost
I support farting.


Join the FFA!


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#261016 - 11/11/08 01:34 AM Re: Support [Re: pufferfish]
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#261017 - 11/11/08 01:37 AM Re: Support [Re: pufferfish]
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What a moving topic!

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#261032 - 11/11/08 07:16 AM Re: Support [Re: Geeders]
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Okay, that's just disgusting! Well, so disgusting I had to send the aircraft pic to a friend.

I was talking to a friend the other day who is trying to get back into dating. She is also a survivor of abuse and having a hard time. I asked her, "Do you know what love is?"

"Nope."

"Love is sleeping in bed with someone who farts in his sleep and not kicking him out of bed. AND, not having to tell him all about it the next morning."

Funny this topic should come up.

Thanks. I needed a laugh.



ben

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#261044 - 11/11/08 07:58 AM Re: Support [Re: beakin]
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Originally Posted By: beakin

"Love is sleeping in bed with someone who farts in his sleep and not kicking him out of bed. AND, not having to tell him all about it the next morning."


Or her!

Gerald

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#261168 - 11/11/08 11:07 PM Re: Support [Re: Gerald2007]
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That is why we have a ceiling fan in our bedroom!!!

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#261263 - 11/12/08 10:08 AM Re: Support [Re: Trucker51]
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Ok, here goes, remember I didn't start this off topic post.
My wife and I have two seperate blankets, and when I fart in bed she just covers me up with my blanket so I can get gassed by myself. But here is a "war story" a couple of my friends and I were a bit soused while on a TDY (temporary duty assignment) to Korea, and plus the fact that we ate some kimchee, we were trying to light our farts with cigarette lighters, just like that photo, but when one of us got his butt burned and had to go to the clinic on emergency sick call he had some serious explaining to do, and that was the end for us "trying to light up our afterburners" Enough said. needed humor.
Heal well my friends.
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#261344 - 11/12/08 05:02 PM Re: Support [Re: petercorbett]
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puffer -- i've had that photo randomly saved on my harddrive for years. its a classic!

and peter -- awesome post by the way...

speaking of farting in bed

its a little known fact that the term 'dutch oven' has a seedy underbelly.

while wikipedia refers to the conventional dutch oven

"A Dutch oven is a thick-walled iron (usually cast iron) cooking pot with a tight-fitting lid. It is commonly referred to as a 'camp oven' in the Australian bush, cocotte in French, as a 'casserole dish' in British English, and is similar to both the Japanese tetsunabe and the Sač IPA: [satʃ], a traditional Balkan cast-iron oven." - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven

meanwhile UrbanDictionary is well aware of the 'dutch oven' that I, a man with a van in his last name, grew up understanding.

"Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!"


So, now you all know why i laugh every time i hear the term "Dutch Oven", no matter how related it might be to the cooking tool.

~Bri

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#261400 - 11/12/08 10:14 PM Re: Support [Re: Trucker51]
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That is why we have a ceiling fan in our bedroom!!!


Or run a box fan year-round.

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#261454 - 11/13/08 12:11 PM Re: Support [Re: FormerTexan]
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Hi, guys. I'll bet you are probably wondering on just how the USA won the Cold War with Russia, from some of my comments made during my military service, well to tell you a SECRET, Russia is still trying to figure it out too. Heal well my friends.
Pete (Irishmoose)

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#261491 - 11/13/08 05:52 PM Re: Support [Re: frost]
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Bri:

Your words, not stench, bring me tears of laughter.

Ever hear about "Armageddon"? Something to do with a rodent.

If not I'll send you a link....

Jim

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#261605 - 11/14/08 01:39 PM Re: Support [Re: Geeders]
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Hi, Geeders, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND. HEAL WELL.
Pete (Irishmoose)

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#261606 - 11/14/08 01:58 PM Re: Support [Re: petercorbett]
Geeders Offline
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Thanks Peter! Appreciate your good wishes in more ways than I can tell ya!

Cheers!
Jim

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#261628 - 11/14/08 04:45 PM Re: Support [Re: Geeders]
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definitely link me up jim !

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