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#372707 - 10/18/11 02:03 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: kinghenri]
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Registered: 05/06/09
Posts: 214
Loc: Tucson Arizona
781-Ecstacy (cut with mescaline)+music+energy drinks+a 2hour drive home at 4am+Arrogant Bastard Ale+a 12-8 work shift that day= very very bad day.

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#373148 - 10/23/11 12:38 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: illbedat]
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Registered: 05/06/09
Posts: 214
Loc: Tucson Arizona
Originally Posted By: illbedat
#766: neighbors dont like when you make their cats do backflips.



Lol. But it's fun lol.



Edited by pufferfish (12/29/11 09:18 PM)

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#373289 - 10/25/11 12:55 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: kinghenri]
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Registered: 10/19/11
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#373432 - 10/26/11 04:33 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: wgrrcb]
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Registered: 10/21/11
Posts: 592
Loc: VA
#789-Lying on your back and trying to drink a glass of milk is a dumb way to make a fool out of your big sister.


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#373433 - 10/26/11 04:47 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: unhappycamper]
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#790 - Pouring gasoline on a smoldering campfire to reignite it is a very bad idea.
#791 - Throwing a flaming gasoline container through the air is a bad idea because when it lands, fire goes everywhere.
#792 - Singed eyebrows from a sudden whoosh of fire and gasoline take a while to grow back out.
#793 - Mom and dad will not see the bright side after all of the above and just be glad that you're still alive.

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#373556 - 10/27/11 08:31 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: EGL]
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Registered: 07/16/10
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#794 Your old man may lock up the Gun cabinet but every 10 year old boy and his pals know where he hides the key.

#795 Ditto applies to his booze by 12.

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#373988 - 11/01/11 01:22 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: 1islandboy]
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Registered: 05/07/11
Posts: 1734
Loc: Johannesburg South Africa
782 Stealing dads Transit van with the 8 track and no brakes, to impress your friends, is not a good idea.

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#374001 - 11/01/11 05:07 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: whome]
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Registered: 10/21/11
Posts: 592
Loc: VA
783 Some farts you just can't blame on the dog.


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#374335 - 11/05/11 03:23 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: unhappycamper]
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Registered: 11/04/11
Posts: 8
784- The plastic thing that tampons come in make terrible whistles.


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#374361 - 11/05/11 11:34 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Torch]
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Registered: 06/20/11
Posts: 188
Loc: KY, US
Touching the electric fence to impress your friends is really cool until someone that's not grounded touches you.


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