#764. Destroying matchbox cars with a rock is fun. Never the hotwheels though.

I totally did that!

#765: Older siblings have a force field around them, and your retributions will usually result in reversal of said retribution back onto you.

#765A: Until you get big enough to shove them into the desk after pushing you around for the 1,000th time ...

Some of us were always the runt of the family.

#766: neighbors dont like when you make their cats do backflips.
#767: the older kids at the end of the block WILL beat you up.
#768: cigarettes dont just disappear in the toilet u have to flush.
#769: when ppl rob your house they will take your turtle.
#770: when ppl die on t.v, its not real.
#771: your familys crazy and you dont get a new one
#772: if your never noticed at school and you pee your pants, nobody will notice
#773: mastrubating under your desk, leads to uncomfortable conversations.
#774A: playing with cans= stitches
#774B: older brother= stitches lol
#774c: when you need stitches mom wont take you to the hospital.
#774D: moms a cold woman who says hurtful things.
#775: lol if you eat your candy fast enough u dont have to share.

#776: Just because your brother has outgrown his shoes does not mean they now automatically fit your feet and thus are perfect for tree climbing.

#777: Hiding behind a close by rock after throwing a full pack of bullets in a fire is not a good idea... you just dont know when 50 bullets have gone off.

#778: quiet escape from home and playing commodore 64 games with next door friend until dad finds you are missing all day long; afterwards ban on computer games was always driving me crazy and toward repeated escape

Totally ... and then we grow up! Remember - it ain't the size of the dog in the fight ...

#779-That thin wood that crisscrosses and has vines growing on it is NOT a latter.
#780 broken arms suck