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#263894 - 11/26/08 09:48 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: KeithR]
siranthonysghost Offline


Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 24
Loc: Hawaii
Wearing a red cape and batman underpants will not grant you the ability to fly...only the ability to break collar bones...


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#263908 - 11/26/08 10:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: siranthonysghost]
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Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6866
Loc: USA
Originally Posted By: siranthonysghost
Wearing a red cape and batman underpants will not grant you the ability to fly...only the ability to break collar bones...


Ho ho ho. lol laugh

Allen

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#263920 - 11/26/08 11:28 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
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Loc: NY
When you get pulled over but a cop and he comes to the window and as if you know how fast you were going, It's not a good idea to respond, " mus'ta bin at least 90 mph."

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#263926 - 11/26/08 11:49 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: siranthonysghost]
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Originally Posted By: siranthonysghost
Wearing a red cape and batman underpants will not grant you the ability to fly...only the ability to break collar bones...



Hmmmm. I guess you should have been in my wheeless Red Rider wagon. Then you would have glided safely to the ground smile


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#264005 - 11/27/08 11:11 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: KeithR]
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Registered: 09/03/08
Posts: 1901
Loc: Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
That some, non-abusive big brothers, are really nasty!

A case in pont.I'm around 4 or 5 at the time. I, along with babysitter make a pan of Rice Krispie Treats. Knowing that my older brother is a shit and a half, I cut the Rice Krispie treats in the pan and count them. I know exactly how many should be there the next time I look.

Shit and a half big bro comes along, with his friend and eats a bunch of the Rice Krispie treats. Said bro then re-cuts the treats so that the same number as before are there. I look later and can obviously see that there are some treats missing, but the same number of treats as before are there. Bit of a mystery when you are 4 or 5.

Schmuck! cry

And I wonder why I'm seeing a therapist???

Cheers and happy gobble-gobble day to all the American Contingent!

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#268107 - 12/20/08 05:16 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Geeders]
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620: Black gunpowder stuffed into a nip bottle and ignited with a cannon fuse will cause every neighbor in the area to call the police about "an explosion in the area."

The Police don't just "drive through the area and keep their eye's open" with that type of news. They come en-mass and ask questions.

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#268110 - 12/20/08 05:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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621. You can't turn a b/w TV into a color one, even if you have a full set of crayons with all the points intact.

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#268111 - 12/20/08 05:41 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
michael banks Offline


Registered: 06/12/08
Posts: 1755
Loc: Mojave Desert, Ca
622. playing cowboys and indians with bb guns is not a good idea.
In fact it hurts like hell when your shot.


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#268112 - 12/20/08 05:57 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: michael banks]
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Registered: 06/12/08
Posts: 1755
Loc: Mojave Desert, Ca
623. Evil knevil was an idiot.

It really hurts when you miss your landing. After making that jump off that car hood on your bike.

Mike

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#268118 - 12/20/08 06:29 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: michael banks]
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Registered: 06/12/08
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Loc: Mojave Desert, Ca
624. That there was an invisible person living in our house named Not Me. That went around making messes and breaking things. Never were able to find him either. Sneaky little s.o.b.

Mike

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