If you're tripping with a friend and watching TV in a room with a bunch of straights, it's not a good idea to turn to your buddy and ask, "Is this show really in color?", no matter how curious you are for the answer.

Ooops! lol I think one of the best things about this thread for me is how it helps me see that I'm not the only guy who did/said things in childhood that were..um shall we say..not exactly cerebral.

I remember when I learned my astrological sign was Aquarius but I got the word mixed up with another word...so I came home from school that day and announced to my family that I was an asparagus.

175. mud in your shoes will do no good to a rug
176. don't try to wipe it with your shoes
178. if you hide under your bed you will always bang your head

My father found me smokeing a cigrette so he made me smoke a whole pack . Later he found me with a four finger lid so he made me smoke the whole lid . It did not have the same result it was a lot more fun.

Dang!..and I got my ass whupped! Your just trying to make me feel bad!lol

Latenite when your sick and scared of monsters, you should journey to the bathroom anyway, because no monster is scarier than my parents after I peed in the vaporizer.

OMG!!!! reminds me of when I peed out the window at night only to hit my father as he was heading in from working late in the garage fixing the car...

... that there is always a disastrous answer to the question, "I wonder what will happen if I .......?"

When to love and when to walk away!

...when you have to wear a dress during a school play, you'd better watch what you wear under the dress, especially during the performance in front of the entire student body.