Some thoughts on dating:
143. Your first attempt at french kissing will not look like those people in the movies. To a fly on the wall, it will be one of the funniest damn things it has ever seen.
144. When on a date, you'll spend hours trying to decide whether to reach over and hold her hand or not. As the evening wears on, you'll find yourself calculating how much time is left, and you will eventually give up and not do it.
145. When a girl writes you a note saying that she likes you and asks you if you like her (with check boxes of Yes or No), the wrong answer is to write back "I don't know."