just a little fyi certain types of burning plastic release cyinide...so maybe thats why you passed out p4e lol

347. If you make your eyes cross, they will NOT stay that way.

348. If you make a frog face, it will NOT stay that way.

349. If you break your glasses, mom will tape together, and no you cannot have a new ones.

Hi Ritsuka! Glad to see you posting. This thread has been kinda fun, no?



John

350. No matter how fast you ride, you can not jump more than a couple feet with your BMX bike.

351. 1\4 Plywood ramped up on cinder blocks to make a cool jump will move if you don't hit it head on.

352. 1\4 Plywood is NOT thick enough to make a bike ramp.

353. Going face first into the second set of ramps in front of the neighborhood kids is extremely embarassing and really hurts.

Yeah and it gave me a killer headache...

Ritsuka,



Hey, welcome to Male Survivor. Take your time if you aren't sure about posting yet. This site has a LOT to offer, but ease into things at your own pace. We are all here for you whenever you feel comfortable to talk about things.

Much love,
Larry

.354: When you buy your first car, it will always cost nearly more in repair.

355 Ice cream makes excellent face paint, especially if it is topped with raspberry and chocolate,

ste

dried up cow dung..............makes excellent.........frisbies........dont pot cigarett loads in moms smokes.......dont put modling clay on the lenses of your brothers microscope......dont try to jump on the running boards of a moving pickup............dont try to scare someone who is shoveling sand with a round pointed shovel.....dont run with a glass jar in your hand....espically if you trip......back to the hospital..........dont run with your glasses in your shirt pocket......they will fall out and break..........dont try swinging in a tree with a rope.....with a slip knot.....and fall out and hang your self upside down by your feet..........dont play on the top of your desk in your room....you can fall off and put a hole in the wall.......later in life.....dont close the bars and try and drive home...trees jump out of nowhere.............dont turn on the oven of a gas stove.....while drunk....and realize that the pilot light is out.......for a while and stand back and chuck a match in to the oven....to get it going.....and maybe blow yourself up............gas blast are quick....they just burn your hair if you are luckey

356. If you give a girl you like a small box of candy on Valentines Day, sometimes even that is just not enough to make her like you back.

357. Seeing a girl you like sharing a box of candy you gave her with another boy really hurts (see #356).

358. Some girls like you even if you don't give them a box of candy. They're the ones that matter.