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#155376 - 05/09/07 09:39 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pain4ever]
istrong Offline
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Registered: 03/20/07
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just a little fyi certain types of burning plastic release cyinide...so maybe thats why you passed out p4e lol

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#155397 - 05/09/07 11:48 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: istrong]
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347. If you make your eyes cross, they will NOT stay that way.

348. If you make a frog face, it will NOT stay that way.

349. If you break your glasses, mom will tape together, and no you cannot have a new ones.


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#155402 - 05/10/07 01:34 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Ritsuka]
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Hi Ritsuka! Glad to see you posting. This thread has been kinda fun, no?

\:D

John

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#155418 - 05/10/07 06:53 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: WalkingSouth]
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350. No matter how fast you ride, you can not jump more than a couple feet with your BMX bike.

351. 1\4 Plywood ramped up on cinder blocks to make a cool jump will move if you don't hit it head on.

352. 1\4 Plywood is NOT thick enough to make a bike ramp.

353. Going face first into the second set of ramps in front of the neighborhood kids is extremely embarassing and really hurts.

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#155419 - 05/10/07 06:54 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: istrong]
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Originally Posted By: istrong
just a little fyi certain types of burning plastic release cyinide...so maybe thats why you passed out p4e lol


Yeah and it gave me a killer headache...

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#155424 - 05/10/07 07:37 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Ritsuka]
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Ritsuka,

Originally Posted By: Ritsuka
347. If you make your eyes cross, they will NOT stay that way.

348. If you make a frog face, it will NOT stay that way.

349. If you break your glasses, mom will tape together, and no you cannot have a new ones.


Hey, welcome to Male Survivor. Take your time if you aren't sure about posting yet. This site has a LOT to offer, but ease into things at your own pace. We are all here for you whenever you feel comfortable to talk about things.

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#155667 - 05/11/07 03:08 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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.354: When you buy your first car, it will always cost nearly more in repair.

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#155679 - 05/11/07 04:20 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: coldwarrior]
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355 Ice cream makes excellent face paint, especially if it is topped with raspberry and chocolate,

ste

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#155726 - 05/11/07 09:36 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: reality2k4]
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Registered: 08/08/06
Posts: 1948
dried up cow dung..............makes excellent.........frisbies........dont pot cigarett loads in moms smokes.......dont put modling clay on the lenses of your brothers microscope......dont try to jump on the running boards of a moving pickup............dont try to scare someone who is shoveling sand with a round pointed shovel.....dont run with a glass jar in your hand....espically if you trip......back to the hospital..........dont run with your glasses in your shirt pocket......they will fall out and break..........dont try swinging in a tree with a rope.....with a slip knot.....and fall out and hang your self upside down by your feet..........dont play on the top of your desk in your room....you can fall off and put a hole in the wall.......later in life.....dont close the bars and try and drive home...trees jump out of nowhere.............dont turn on the oven of a gas stove.....while drunk....and realize that the pilot light is out.......for a while and stand back and chuck a match in to the oven....to get it going.....and maybe blow yourself up............gas blast are quick....they just burn your hair if you are luckey


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#155818 - 05/12/07 03:10 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: sabata]
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356. If you give a girl you like a small box of candy on Valentines Day, sometimes even that is just not enough to make her like you back.

357. Seeing a girl you like sharing a box of candy you gave her with another boy really hurts (see #356).

358. Some girls like you even if you don't give them a box of candy. They're the ones that matter.

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