319. Flashing girls from a boat is really funny. Getting beat by the mom when returning shore is not.

320. Mooning park rangers on the shore from your boat is megacool.

321. Park rangers know other park rangers who have speedboats.

322. A park rangers boat (or coast guard) will easily outrun your boat.

323. Park Rangers and Coast Guard get really mad when you attempt to out run them.

324. Always make sure you have enough gas when attempting to outrun any water authority.

325. It is extremely funny when said water authority chases you into an area that is shallower than their boats draft.

326. When running from a water authority in an 8 foot dingy, head for shallow water.

327. Even when you think you have gotten away with running from a water authority, you probably didnt.

328. Boats have MC numbers like liscences that allow them to find where you live. Just don't try out running them, they win either way.

MAN!!! Such maritime madness!

Thanks for the comic releaf on a really pain-filled day!

329. A Red Ryder wagon with a cardboard box on top to "hide\sheild" yourself for sneak attacks is more conspicuous then just ambushing the target.

330. A BB can go through a cardboard box and still hurt very much.

331. A single pump BB gun is no match for a multiple pump version, I am not even getting into CO2 powered ones.

332. Shooting BB's at a peice of tin roofing is just plain stupid.

333. The old line "you will shoot your eye out" is partly true.

334. When your older sister has sexually abused you, you may be tempted to shoot her in the rear end with your BB gun.

335. If that fails to make you feel better, you may be tempted to shoot her cowboy hat with your BB gun.

336. When she tells Mom, your BB gun will be confiscated.

337. When Mom confiscates your BB gun, she will give you the guilt-trip of a lifetime.

338. If you shot your sister's rear end and cowboy hat, you might deserve a guilt-trip.

339. Lying about it to keep out of trouble only works until Mom sees the cowboy hat.

uhhhh.... yeah....

Lots of scratching of yourself in private areas in public places will result! This I know!

Hmmmmmm. I could never figure out why poison ivy attracts boys like a magnet, but apparently not girls. I used to get it all the time, but my sisters almost never did.

Much scratching,
Larry

340. Spray-painting your bike metallic blue makes it really cool looking, no matter if a lot of it later flakes off.

341. Popping wheelies on your bike to impress girls will not impress them very much when you fall over backwards on your bike.

342. Girls like to laugh at boys that make fools of themselves (see #341).

343. Skidding your bike in the gravel to see how long of a skid mark you can make is lots of fun.

344. Making a competition of it is even more fun.

345. Road rash hurts!

346. Road rash hurts even worse if you lost control of your skidding bike in front of all the neighborhood kids!