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#250499 - 09/21/08 08:35 PM Chew on this
ineffable Offline
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There are no right or wrong answers cuz we're among burgers here, but...

Are you & how do you feel being either:

a) a square patty in a round bun world?
b) a round bun in a square patty world?

Do fries go with that shake? & what of the frostee?

C


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#250507 - 09/21/08 09:32 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: ineffable]
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Craig, this question is undoubtedly vital.

I sometimes feel like both a square patty in a round bun world AND a round bun in a square patty world.

A. Square patty in a round bun world:
As as square patty in a round bun world, I often feel, gosh darnit', that I just don't fit into places and all my life I have just assumed this is true. Sometimes square patties don't necessarily receive the right training and introduction to the round bun world in which they exist. Never the less, this square patty is getting the guidance that I require to exist harmoniously in this round bun world. Can you believe that square patties were not made for square buns! Turns out after all this time, square patties and round buns are fabulous together as has always been taught by the little red haired fairy.

B. Round bun in a square patty world:
At times I feel inadequate to handle the square patties of life. They seem so cumbersome and large to deal with... Awkward corners make things hard to carry. I am learning however that with healthy round-bun mentality, I can establish a foil wrapper that will help me hold everything in place. This foil wrapper, once in place... Will also keep me warm and cozy through even the worst of times. After all, that's what foil wrappers are for.

I'd prefer a baked potato with broccoli & cheese and the frostee is a MUST.

~Bri

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#250508 - 09/21/08 09:59 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: frost]
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LOL


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#250609 - 09/22/08 05:10 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: M3]
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I feel more like a large round patty in a small square bun world because I'm always hanging over the sides of the bun. Years ago I felt more like a small square patty in a large round bun world. And I prefer some good and greasy, heavily salted & peppered krinkle-kut fries with ketchup, and I always choose the newer vanilla Frosty over the long-established chocolate version.

This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that I have doubled in weight since high school, would it???

Mark

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#250643 - 09/22/08 09:11 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: Trucker51]
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o.k.

I'd like to get in the square to round debate.


I'm not so sure it matters whether it is square or round. What matters is the burger to bun ratio, in any given bite.

And no, I don't want fries with that, because if I wanted fries with that, I would have ordered them when I ordered my burger.

What burger, you might ask?... ,the +++BIG DON JUAN+++ (of course).

island

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#253667 - 10/08/08 05:07 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: 1islandboy]
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I had Wendy's for lunch.

The square patties and the round buns both seemed rather harmonious.

I think it was the foil wrapper.

~Bri

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#253693 - 10/08/08 06:42 PM Re: Chew on this [Re: frost]
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Hey, I had Wendy's too! They can make them any shape as long as they stay 99 cents each! lol

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