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#246038 - 08/21/08 03:21 PM Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23)
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Hello all,

Originally Posted By: frost at 3:15AM August 20 2008
Thoughts to ponder:
When you are in a public washroom and there are 4 stalls (this is a #2 doodie call)
The left-most stall has an oompa loompa in it
The right-most stall has a snake charmer who is screaming for help
The middle two stalls are both available
Which stall would you choose?


It is with great regret that I announce the passing of the snake charmer of the 4-stall public restroom. Tragically, he was bitten by his rattlesnake and succumbed to the poison at 2:11am this morning. He is survived by his snake and the oompa loompa.

There will be a celebration of life in the MS chatroom Saturday at 3:30pm Pacific Time, 6:30pm Eastern.


in lieu of flowers, donations to street performers of all types are encouraged.



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#246259 - 08/23/08 01:55 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
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Just a reminder that the celebration of life for the snake charmer is happening today at 3:30PM Pacific time, 6:30 Eastern. in the MS chat room.

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#246293 - 08/23/08 05:13 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
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Woof!



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#246301 - 08/23/08 06:37 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: EGL]
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#246304 - 08/23/08 07:21 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
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for those that couldn't make it, this was the eulogy...

We gather here to pay tribute today
To one who held serpents in his sway
An entertaining self harmer
The deceassss'd snake charmer

Yer welcome to file past the open casket
But don't poke yer nose into the reed basket
An accomplished fear farmer
The deceasssss'd snake charmer

His legerdemain most certainly annoyed
All ardent disciples of Sigmund Freud
A reptilian disarmer
The deceassss'd snake charmer

He dazzled us all from us hicks to the urban
Deposit all "in lieu of-ferings" into his turban
He refused to wear armour
The deceasssss'd snake charmer

Something went terribly amiss
And this time the bite was far worse than the hiss
In mongoose leg warmers


The deceasssss'd snake charmer


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#246496 - 08/25/08 02:29 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: ineffable]
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(Ok, someone has to say it)

Charming.

Leosha

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