Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23)

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#246038 - 08/21/08 02:21 PM Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23)
frost Member MaleSurvivor Registered: 03/15/07 Posts: 1377 Loc: Eh?	Hello all, Originally Posted By: frost at 3:15AM August 20 2008 Thoughts to ponder: When you are in a public washroom and there are 4 stalls (this is a #2 doodie call) The left-most stall has an oompa loompa in it The right-most stall has a snake charmer who is screaming for help The middle two stalls are both available Which stall would you choose? It is with great regret that I announce the passing of the snake charmer of the 4-stall public restroom. Tragically, he was bitten by his rattlesnake and succumbed to the poison at 2:11am this morning. He is survived by his snake and the oompa loompa. There will be a celebration of life in the MS chatroom Saturday at 3:30pm Pacific Time, 6:30pm Eastern. in lieu of flowers, donations to street performers of all types are encouraged. _________________________ I farted so huge, my ass exploded. There was poo everywhere and it got into the fan too. What a fucking mess.
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#246259 - 08/23/08 12:55 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
frost Member MaleSurvivor Registered: 03/15/07 Posts: 1377 Loc: Eh?	Just a reminder that the celebration of life for the snake charmer is happening today at 3:30PM Pacific time, 6:30 Eastern. in the MS chat room. _________________________ I farted so huge, my ass exploded. There was poo everywhere and it got into the fan too. What a fucking mess.
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#246293 - 08/23/08 04:13 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
EGL Moderator Emeritus MaleSurvivor Registered: 06/19/04 Posts: 7818	Woof! _________________________ Eddie
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#246301 - 08/23/08 05:37 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: EGL]
frost Member MaleSurvivor Registered: 03/15/07 Posts: 1377 Loc: Eh?	_________________________ I farted so huge, my ass exploded. There was poo everywhere and it got into the fan too. What a fucking mess.
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#246304 - 08/23/08 06:21 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: frost]
ineffable Member MaleSurvivor Registered: 02/07/08 Posts: 1371 Loc: state of holeecrapdood	for those that couldn't make it, this was the eulogy... We gather here to pay tribute today To one who held serpents in his sway An entertaining self harmer The deceassss'd snake charmer Yer welcome to file past the open casket But don't poke yer nose into the reed basket An accomplished fear farmer The deceasssss'd snake charmer His legerdemain most certainly annoyed All ardent disciples of Sigmund Freud A reptilian disarmer The deceassss'd snake charmer He dazzled us all from us hicks to the urban Deposit all "in lieu of-ferings" into his turban He refused to wear armour The deceasssss'd snake charmer Something went terribly amiss And this time the bite was far worse than the hiss In mongoose leg warmers The deceasssss'd snake charmer _________________________ :: "Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there" ::
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#246496 - 08/25/08 01:29 PM Re: Funeral for a Snake Charmer (Saturday Aug 23) [Re: ineffable]
Leosha Member MaleSurvivor Registered: 06/18/03 Posts: 3614 Loc: Right here	(Ok, someone has to say it) Charming. Leosha _________________________ Avatar photo in memory of my younger brother Makar. "Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."~~~Martin Luther King Jr., 1963
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