I was just reading an article about the Comedy Central roast of Bob
Saget of Full House fame. It appears Bob was upset (rightly so) with
jokes about his former co-stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Excerpt of Article
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,398921,00.html

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John Stamos, who played Uncle Jesse on the popular series, was the
emcee for the event and took the first jab at the 22-year-olds.

"The whole time Bob and I were doing 'Full House,' he was also hosting
'America's Funniest Home Videos,'" he said. "His entire job consisted
of saying 'Take a look at this,' which is what he used to say to
Mary-Kate in her dressing room."
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So apparently John Stamos thinks a 39 year old man exposing himself to
a 9 year old at most (Mary-Kate was 9 in 1995 the year the show went off the air) is funny. I don't.

They all seem SO free to do that...and the audience always roars hard.

I remember one of the old-time stand-up guys on Johnny Carson. I was a KID (11) when he told this joke and I still remember it like it was yesterday!

********RAGE WARNING*********

The son of a rich man went to his dad and said "Dad, I'm gay." The father said "OK...well... give it a year and see if you really are gay...then I'll buy you a boys camp."

The audience laughed their lunch-out with that one.

I was SO confused by that. So GAY people use boys? So its OK for them to use boys? Its FUNNY for men to use boys? Does this MAKE me gay cuz I am used for sex? HUH? Man on boy sex is funny?


Oh the depravity of mankind! I'm ready for you to come back Lord!

I don't know if Bob Sagat, the king of distasteful stand-up comics, has any room to complain.

Editing to say that now that I think about it, I distinctly remember Sagat making similar cracks in his own stand-up comedy.

I have learned to face it. Stupidity is not curable. Ignorance is. Stamos is just stupid.

More on this

Brian Bonsall made a movie with Sagat. The movie was Father and Scout. In that movie Sagat made a bunch of inappropriate comments. Bonsall performed well and Sagat, well, performed ...

Someone reviewed the movie for Amazon dot com. I presume it was Bonsall writing under an assumed name. The reviewer identifies himself as MPLS and says BOB SAGAT IS THE ANTICHRIST "BOB SAGET WANTS TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN - DO NOT SEE HIS MOVIES.

That review has since been withdrawn.

Puffer

Bingo.

There's a documovie that came out a couple years ago called "The Aristocrats", the title being the name of a very, very, very, extremely dirty joke that's sort of a private hit with comedians. It's not usually told in public, because it's so long (and bad); but every once in awhile, a comedian will indulge. The gist of the joke is a family demonstrating their "act" for a talent agent. The act starts out innocently enough but soon becomes just disgusting - which is the whole point of the joke: to create the most disgusting, sickening, outrageous sequence of events the narrator can conjure up. Most "comedians" who tell this joke include liberal references to incest and pedophilia, amongst other things. The joke ends in an anti-punchline, which means the humor is supposed to be in the absurdity of the joke itself. Whatever.

Anyway, in that documentary, one of the "comedians" featured telling the joke is Bob Saget. He has no problem telling jokes about CSA. He just doesn't like it when the joke is that the CSA involves him.

Yeah...Bob Sagat totally creeps me out. And if I know anything about John Stamos...okay, I know very little, but if I know anything at all, he's probably getting Sagat back for all the sick jokes Sagat has told about Stamos and Dave Coulier over the years.

Bryan

Ok, this makes John Stamos's comments look like Sesame Street.

Gilbert Godfried talks about Bob Sagat slipping the Olsen Twins a roofie and raping them. Atleast you can hear some of the audience in shock.

***Trigger Warning***
You Tube: Gilbert Godfried

Gilbert Godfried never was funny.