With so much confusion, self doubt & suffering over sexuality I came up with this
Meet the Harry Potter Sexuality Sorting hat
Know for sure whether you are hetero, homo, bi or a
Design your own "team" crest!
Amaze your friends!
Lighten up!

I tried on the hat ...
it was way too tight ...
just not my color either ...
what color is that anyway ... kaki brown urgh

my team crest MAN UNITED of course

Hehehe Craig I couldn't resist! It sorted me into just the right team, The Huffenpuffs... LOL

Arron, I'd call that color 'shit brown'.

Laz

Hmmmm I popped it on and it told me it was confused..... weird!!!

;-)

I put that hat upon my head
As soon as I got out of bed
I do that each and every day
Just to see what it will say
it hemmed and hawed and burped and farted
And I waited patiently for it to get started
It finally decided that I was too sordid
and it could not possibly get me sorted.
Stupid hat.

Hmmm...Gayffendor, Straightherin, Biffelpuff, or Cravenclaw?

I think it was leaning toward Cravenclaw.......Stupid hat.

hat? one day gay ,one day bi,one day str8. onein 365 days don`t think about sexuality. but no true answers , different hat for different day i think

One things for sure,

The folk who live in backward town, are inside out and upside down,
They wear there HATS upon their heads and sleep beneath there teeny beds, They only eat the apple peeling, and take their walks across the ceiling. (Anon)

Why is it, I can only remember useless information?

1islandboy

It is a common trait in our shared community.

Mark

The hat was green and with a clover
it said I was confused but had a lot of
stra8ght power. It told me to be happy
this isn't the end its only the beginning
my friend.

He told me I had a lot to learn but I also
have a lot to share.
He told me not to shy or be sensitive but to
be strong like the rest of the fighting irish.
He told me I would be loved for who Iam and that
whatever I say in the end people will respect my wishs
for who Iam.

He told me god would bless me and love me and that I will move gracefully through life on a strong journey learning lessons from the past and becomming a new man that is wise in his perspective.
He told me there nothing to worry about anymore because your learning the ropes to life and that indeed Iam.

The last thing he told me before I took it off was that its ok to feel the way you do about your past and that your on the right track to freeing yourself from the past. If anything I have become a better man and that my family loves me and they wish to see the man I have become in my life with the lady of my dreams. He wishs me the best of luck

doood, did you smoke the clover?

To me, the hat said all sexuality is God given despite man made distinctions/approvals
& that the soul knows no gender.

I wish you the best of luck too

I tried the hat on and did not get an answer. As I sat I thought about the quote from Rainer Maria Rilke -

"Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers."