Yes, I one time was eating crushed pineapple and laughed so hard it came out! not too pleasant.

Have you ever...I have no idea

Have you ever sat in one spot for a whole day doing nothing of consequence?

Yes; regrettably I sometimes find myself idly thinking about wading in a heap of shit neck deep with no idea how where, why, or when I should think of a way of finding a way out.

Have you ever changed a dead light bulb and stuck your finger in the socket to understand the intricacies of why the bulb went dead ?
Stranger Things Have Happened ? ? ?
Only in Canada eh ?

No: But I have tasted 120 volt current on several occasions through youthful inexperience.

Have you ever had your tongue get stuck to something metal when it was really cold outside? Or did you ever shag the school bus when the roads were covered with snow?

Up north you have got to think of those kind of things, eh?

Anybody remember car salesman Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo?

TM

no, have you ever put vaseline on people's door handles? it's extremely funny when you do it to their garage doors, so when they go to pull it up, they go flying backwards. or, you put it on a children's slide at a playground:-)

No I have not.

Have you ever stomped on a plastic squeeze bottle of ketchup in the parking lot to see how far it would shoot ketchup?

Jerry Lundegaard was William Macy's character in the movie Fargo, eh? He used to say "you bet" a lot.

TM

no! but i have slammed my fist onto a packet of ketchup sitting on a table squirting it all over this one guy wouldn't watch his language after i asked him 7 times. normally, i don't care, but my girlfriend was with me and she had already expressed herself politely to the guy.


have you ever put vaseline on the toilet seat?

No...wow terp whats the deal with vaseline??? LOL


Have you ever gone streaking through your neighborhood in the middle of the night?

Nope. But one time I got my best friend to do a "pressed ham" against the front window of a posh restaurant.

Have you ever flipped a younger sibling the bird and then told him/her it means "I love you"? What a disaster!

I can't say that I have tried that one, yet.

Have you ever rolled a pumpkin down a steep hill in a small town in Ohio? The end result is a lot like Vaseline.

Have you ever stopped traffic with the two disabled guys limping across the road routine?

TM

Yes, i have had lots of people mess with me while i was driving...(do you mean sexually)


Have you ever had the desire and fantisize about making passionate love to your favoritse actor / actress

Coop