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#204611 - 02/10/08 05:48 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: AndyJB2005]
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535: Seamonkeys aint all they said they'd be.
536: Neither are the x-ray glasses...darnit!!!

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#214338 - 03/31/08 08:14 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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537: A tripple-dog-dare aint worth it




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#214353 - 03/31/08 10:19 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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538: washing your toothbrush with soap, doesn't make it clean it just makes it taste like ick.


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#214355 - 03/31/08 10:30 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Jarrad]
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539: You can sleep with the lamp on and still be tough at the same time. Grandma won't tell. \:\)

540: Someone singing you to sleep feels good inside, even for big kids.

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#214357 - 03/31/08 10:36 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: AndyJB2005]
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541: Yes, when you freeze a plastic army guy in a cup of water, he's stuck there!

542: Even as an experiment in melting, don't put ice cubes in a plastic bag, underneath a lamp, on a chair. Grandpa isn't happy with burn marks. LOL

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#214364 - 03/31/08 11:06 AM Re: Things boys discover *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: AndyJB2005]
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#214366 - 03/31/08 11:25 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: awakening]
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544: It's another great joke to take the tip off of one of the darts in a set, and throw it at your older brother to scare him... it's not as funny when you accidently grab the wrong dart and embed it into his chest. \:\(

545: Older brothers' forgiving hugs calm little boys crying hysterically because they just accidentally stabbed their idol in the chest with a dart. \:\)

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#214374 - 03/31/08 12:00 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: dannym]
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546: big sisters don't listen to little brothers, couldn't convince her that the thing she had found on the beach was an egg and not a stone, she squeezed it to prove us wrong, lol, it went all over her!

547: if your threatening to jump into a pond full of tadpoles, make sure you have a good footing, otherwise you'll fall and have to pick them out of your clothes

548: if your pretending to be careless with chemicals, take care, because otherwise you'll find yourself being mopped down with more chemicals to cancel it lol (the teacher was doing a really long safety lecture, i got bored, pretended to tip a bottle of acid, dropped it, caught it, then realised it was upside down pouring all over me, i've never undressed that fast in my life!)

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#214376 - 03/31/08 12:02 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: king tut]
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Originally Posted By: king tut
548: if your pretending to be careless with chemicals, take care, because otherwise you'll find yourself being mopped down with more chemicals to cancel it lol (the teacher was doing a really long safety lecture, i got bored, pretended to tip a bottle of acid, dropped it, caught it, then realised it was upside down pouring all over me, i've never undressed that fast in my life!)


Holy sheep-dip!

edit:

Wait!!! I just remembered...you work in science labs! I'm never gonna stand near you in lab. LOL.



Edited by Robbie Brown (03/31/08 12:40 PM)
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#214389 - 03/31/08 12:55 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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549 After the lawn mower hit a rock and breaks the side window out of the car . it is not a good idea to say that you dont know what happened . I got my ass taned . Not for breaking the window. but for lieing about it

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