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#213800 - 03/28/08 09:04 PM .
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:27 PM)
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#213805 - 03/28/08 09:39 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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My personal study would have every bit of late-70s punk band paraphernalia and concert posters I could find in the UK.

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#213806 - 03/28/08 09:45 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Mmmm, $35,000,000 mil huh? That would mean I could have a totally fun room or two or 10. OMG, the possibilities are endless but the first thing I thought of is a roaring twenties room complete with costumes and hats covering all the walls. You would not be allowed to be a guest in that room without being decked out like a gangster and his favor moll or a flapper out for a night on the town! The jazz music would turn on as soon as someone crossed the threshold so there would always be music.

We'd be able to manufacture our own "bathtub gin" in the corner which would be served up in jelly jars on the huge oak bar. The room would be so big and I'd obviously be so rich, that I could have perfectly restored Cadillac touring sedan in the back of the room near monstrous garage doors so we could take it out for a spin around the estate at a moment's notice. Oh, and the room would be purple - every different shade of purple in the world would be in that room accented only by some strategically placed whites and reds and the rich woods of the bar, the trim and the dance floor.

Oh what fun we'd have!

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#213809 - 03/28/08 09:58 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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one of my room would have to be a top-class laboratory

another one definitely has to have a waterfall running through it with calming music and real plants

um, may as well chuck in a ball pit room (with all those multicoloured plastic balls) just in case i feel like going mad

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#213817 - 03/28/08 10:15 PM . [Re: king tut]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:28 PM)
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#213821 - 03/28/08 10:18 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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black walls
black ceiling
black furniture
black carpet
fireplace
white fur throw in front of the fireplace
red fuzz pillows on the black leather sofa
and a sign on the door that says
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#213823 - 03/28/08 10:21 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: MarkK]
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#213824 - 03/28/08 10:23 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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and deprive me of the pleasure?


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#213827 - 03/28/08 10:29 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: MarkK]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:28 PM)
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#213829 - 03/28/08 10:36 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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my room would be a "ginger" room

where once you entered you would get freckles and red hair immediately

and it would have no gravity and trampolines for walls, roof and floors so I could bounce off the walls forever!

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#213830 - 03/28/08 10:36 PM . [Re: frost]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:52 PM)
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#213832 - 03/28/08 10:38 PM . [Re: frost]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:52 PM)
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#213833 - 03/28/08 10:45 PM . [Re: frost]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:51 PM)
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#213834 - 03/28/08 10:45 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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yep - they look just like the ones that gave me anaphylaxis


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#213835 - 03/28/08 10:51 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: MarkK]
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No worries Mark - we'll set up an EMS room right next door to the pancake room. It'll be fully staffed and state of the art everything with plenty of eppinephryn (sp?) to go around.

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#213836 - 03/28/08 10:56 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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we need a Rock on room

with air guitars fer everybody
every single rock concert t shirt in rock history
an endless supply of bic lighters for the big ballad
& walls of Fender speakers




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#213837 - 03/28/08 10:57 PM . [Re: ineffable]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:51 PM)
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#213841 - 03/28/08 11:08 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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you must have a lot of practice making pancakes!

i was also thinking about a no-gravity room but doubt it would fit into our budget since we'd either have to invent a no-gravity engine or accelerate like they do in the planes so we'd have a house with moving parts

we have to have a tea room because i like drinking tea and if we are rich we may as well have a whole room for it, we can add books and chess boards and things too but please, nobody bring scrabble!

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#213844 - 03/28/08 11:12 PM . [Re: king tut]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:51 PM)
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#213850 - 03/28/08 11:20 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Ok, I got two rooms for this thing, Why??? Cuz I wanna!!!! :-)

One, A room that is a huge library of nothing but awesome books. Boatloads of fiction and literature and poetry and every good book under the sun!!!

Next.... I huge, massive, video game room. Every game systems known to man. The entire wall of one room will be a huge tv screen. Awesome surround sound for those truly emmersive game experiences!!


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#213853 - 03/28/08 11:36 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: JustScott]
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I need to get splashy with it ...

there's no mansion like a mansion with an indoor pool ...

plenty of foilage to hide the walls, plenty of glass to bring the sun in ... with that much money you just bring the outdoors in ...
in the middle of the pool, there's a swim up bar, nothing like having a margarita or a lime daiquiri while your floating around in the pool LOL ...
you kids will have to make do with the waterslides & lemonade \:\) ...

BUT NO PEEING IN THE POOL or you get sent to MarkK's room \:\)

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#213854 - 03/28/08 11:39 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... *DELETED* [Re: JustScott]
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#213856 - 03/29/08 12:00 AM . [Re: awakening]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:50 PM)
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#213969 - 03/29/08 02:00 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Yeah, the Ginger Room sounds cool to me too...

I'm sorry, but if I were building a $35M house, it would be a yacht instead. A sailboat to be precise. The Ultimate Swim-Up Bar Ever! But, that's just me.

We're building a new shower addition at home; 5x6 feet, 5 shower heads and a vaulted ceiling with windows up top; speakers lighting and ventilation built in; all tile with a waterfall down the back wall... It's gonna be soo nice. And it's only $3.5k, not $35M... hehehe

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#213976 - 03/29/08 02:27 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Lazarus]
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I wanna live in a tree house, kinda networked together the in forest to other treehouse rooms, some open air, some like a greenhouse, some closed in with a clear roof to the sky (and heated, ok, though,... perhaps with $35M I could even dispense with winter!

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#213981 - 03/29/08 03:19 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:30 PM)
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#214037 - 03/29/08 06:56 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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#214041 - 03/29/08 07:10 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Lazarus]
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Right next door to JustScotts game room would be a lazer tag room
with ramps & nets & blacklights & 50's sci-fi sound effects
You would be greeted at the door by Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still
Klaatu barata nikto

Next to that would be a room with the most complete collection of Pinball machines & industrial ear plugs
DING DING DING BUMP BUMP AWW CRAP I TILTED!!!



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#214047 - 03/29/08 07:32 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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In the music room there will be a great big stage that will accommodate the largest bands on tour.

Van Halen (maybe not)
Linkin Park
My Chemical Romance

They will be private shows. MS members only and their guests. Open bar of course. we ARE talking $35MM right?

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#214103 - 03/30/08 01:05 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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lol no gravity

The Garage

My $35,000,000 mansion would have a tree fort in a giant Sequoia. And I'd have dancing Romulan females, if my wife would let me, and people in Ferengi costumes behind the bar, which serves fruit juices, Diet Pepsi, free cigarettes, and bacon-wrapped scallops.

I'd have a Hot Wheels track set up, probably a mile or so, twisting around the garage, with superchargers.

That's about it. And a load of fast cars. Like the one in 'I Robot'. So cool.





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#214105 - 03/30/08 01:15 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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Coca Cola theme. Everything red.

Nothing Pepsi \:\)

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#214125 - 03/30/08 09:11 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: hogan_dawg]
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Dawg, I LOVE the idea of the Hot Wheels track, a mile long, with superchargers all over the place! What a cool room THAT would be!

If you every have a chance and a really fast car, try Ark Hwk 7 from El Dorado all the way to Harrison. Lovely drive! Not much traffic. Loooong stretches of beautiful banked curves and steep hills. Just got back from doing that route for the first time in almost 30 years and it has only gotten better. I was driving a Honda this time (last time was in a GMC pickup truck with a 35 ft 5th wheel camper in tow); I can only imagine it in a Porsche.

Cheers!

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#214163 - 03/30/08 01:12 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Lazarus]
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We need a food fight room
with an endless supply of "safe" food to throw
pudding, donuts, whole loafs of bread

Protective eyewear, disposable cover alls
The room would be self cleaning once empty

We ask King Tut to devise some scientific way in his laboratory to recycle the food
so it could be broken down molecularly & used as fuel for scooters we need
to get from one side of this sprawling mansion to another

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#214169 - 03/30/08 01:39 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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Also need a head bangers with 6 Bose 901s Harmon Kardon amp, also marshal stacks, Fender twin reverb amps. Instruments for the live performances we have our selves. and complete the room with mid-evil torture devices and weapons as decorations, and a padded mosh pit \:D
Also leather walls



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#214175 - 03/30/08 02:28 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: GateKPR4]
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Best room I could ever possibly think to build with 35M would be a room for the little kid in me - a humoungous rollercoaster room

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#214189 - 03/30/08 03:47 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: TJ jeff]
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I know most of you guys are young, but I think having a slot car race track would be nice. Does anyone remember slot cars? They use to have stores/tracks you could go to and race your car against other kids.

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#214191 - 03/30/08 04:03 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: DanM]
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Dan

They still have a slot car store/track in NH. Its very popular.

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#214192 - 03/30/08 04:13 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: DanM]
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Gawd yes, Dan! Used to do those all the time. I had two 'good' cars and 4 'so-so' wrecks... That would go well with Dawg's Hot Wheels track. And how about a train set winding through all of that?

Craig, everything gets recycled, not necessarily directly into that scooter fuel you were needing, but soon. Did I tell you that Kira had a food fight during her 15th birthday party? It was all planned; pudding pastries with whipped cream, a huge sheet cake, disposable poncho's and cheap swim goggles... They had a blast and smelled like sour milk for days afterwards! LOL

How about if I design the Media Room? Seating for 12 good enough? How about slider/rockers in black leather and a couple of couches? Internet and intranet access at every seat. Don't worry, it'll be soundproof. Bose surround sound with Klipsch horns for base. Fully digital (past the VCR, anyway...) and a 120 inch digital projection system. The kitchenette/bar is in the rear corner, next to the popcorn machine. In the event of a big party, the long wall opens up to the outside patio.

Oh, and whomever is keeping notes, please add electrical outlets under the eaves of the house, for Christmas (or other) decorations. I'm amazed that more expensive houses don't include this cheap enhancement.

Cheers!

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#214193 - 03/30/08 04:14 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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My brother had a slot car track they gave him when the local store closed. Don;t know what ever happened to it. Road trip to NH woohoo!

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#214317 - 03/31/08 03:09 AM . [Re: GateKPR4]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:50 PM)
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#214334 - 03/31/08 07:35 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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A "situation room" so that we can pretend to rule the world!!!

Some guy follows you around with a metalic briefcase.

(woke up feeling like a megalomaniac today)

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#214342 - 03/31/08 08:40 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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A fully functioning virtual reality room. Were we could all have the life we want and deserve. At least for a while.

AND a room the size of a football field full of stuffed toys.

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#214474 - 03/31/08 09:42 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: hogan_dawg]
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


Ack!! The black speech of Mordor. Nazgûl!!!

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#214478 - 03/31/08 09:50 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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Originally Posted By: LandOfShadow
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


Ack!! The black speech of Mordor. Nazgûl!!!


O Elbereth Gilthoniel! \:D

I tell my dad this, and it's true. I sware when I hit it big and make the big bucks.........I'm living in a hobbit hole (just human sized)

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#214480 - 03/31/08 09:54 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: SuperTramp7981]
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we have to have at least one of these

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/240999

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#214485 - 03/31/08 10:07 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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Originally Posted By: Robbie Brown
A "situation room" so that we can pretend to rule the world!!!

Some guy follows you around with a metalic briefcase.

(woke up feeling like a megalomaniac today)


nuh uh, a "situation room" so that we can rule the world!! not just pretend, we could all take on super hero roles too, we could be like the justice league or something, or we could go like thunder birds and have our house on an island with all the secret lauch pads, i think we could do a good job at ruling the world! it would be brilliant

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#214488 - 03/31/08 10:10 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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we have to have at least one of these

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/240999


that thing looks dangerous, did you see how close the persons head comes to the floor!

you can put that in your room, i'm having nothing to do with it, what if it becomes lonely and develops a consciousness and tries to take over the house!

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#214491 - 03/31/08 10:15 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Lazarus]
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Originally Posted By: Lazarus

Ashk nazg durbataluk,
Ashk nazg krimpatule,
Ashk nazg thrakataluke
Ig burzi naska grimbatule.

Or something phonetically like that.


yes but it wouldn't be spelt like that i don't think, he based the language on welsh did you know, the way you've written it phonetically it looks more like german or klingon

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#214497 - 03/31/08 10:25 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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A "situation room" so that we can pretend to rule the world!!!

Some guy follows you around with a metalic briefcase.

(woke up feeling like a megalomaniac today)


nuh uh, a "situation room" so that we can rule the world!! not just pretend, we could all take on super hero roles too, we could be like the justice league or something, or we could go like thunder birds and have our house on an island with all the secret lauch pads, i think we could do a good job at ruling the world! it would be brilliant


...and wear super-hero undies and capes!





umm...maybe not

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#214549 - 04/01/08 02:19 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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we have to have at least one of these

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/240999


lol... better hope they don't find a serious bug in that software!

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#214551 - 04/01/08 02:20 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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How about the room with the jump-gate? \:\)

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#214578 - 04/01/08 07:37 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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we have to have at least one of these
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/240999


I feel my breakfast coming up now But I'm definitely in after my stomach settles!

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nuh uh, a "situation room" so that we can rule the world!! not just pretend, we could all take on super hero roles too, we could be like the justice league or something, or we could go like thunder birds and have our house on an island with all the secret lauch pads, i think we could do a good job at ruling the world! it would be brilliant


Since I'm the only woman in this thread, I get to be Wonder Woman. Anyone who gets sick from the Robot ride will be flown immediately to the EMS room in my invisible plane. \:D

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#214587 - 04/01/08 08:55 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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Re the "Robot Ride"

It kind of figures that some guy would come up with programing and seat adaptation to do that freaking AWSOME trick with an industrial robot. I just don't get the woman being willing to try it. She's a keeper!

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#214588 - 04/01/08 09:05 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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Thanks Robbie! As long is someone is there to hold the puke bucket after the ride, I'm in!

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An old style room with leather furniture, an oak table, a green table lamp, thick carpets on the floor and a great view at the sea.

I would love to smoke a pipe sitting at the table in this room.

A portrait of Lenin on the wall and a sideboard with porcelain dishes are necessary. \:\)

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A portrait of Lenin on the wall ...


What about the rest of the Beatles

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#214599 - 04/01/08 10:23 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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LOL. maybe.

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#214607 - 04/01/08 10:57 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: alexey]
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after that robot I may need to calm myself or let my brain cease rattling about in my head

I'd like to be able to go to a garden outside our mansion like one of these




note: no kitty allowed anywhere near the place
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#214634 - 04/01/08 12:01 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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How about the room with the jump-gate? \:\)


a room with a stargate would be cool, i get to be the captain of SG-1, anybody else like stargate on tv? who wants to be on my team, saving the world from attack and keeping the universe safe and all that

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#214840 - 04/02/08 02:29 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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speaking of rooms that are "cold"

I want an Ice Cream Parlour that is open 24/7
With every kind of ice cream, gelato, sherbet available
Toppings, sprinkles, nuts, fruit, whipped cream THE WORKS!!

Brings back fond memories of Oscar the Grouch's favourite ice cream sundae

Baked bean and relish!! (Lemme at that robot now)
Whoops... don't forget the sardines

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#216070 - 04/07/08 07:19 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Survivors will also be permitted to play with the fire until their hearts content. Boxes of matches and lighters will be readily available from multiple dispensers located throughout the room. These can be used however one sees fit provided it doesn't entail lighting another survivor or his works on fire. Survivors will also have the opportunity to keep the fire going themselves. Or start their own fire in one of several other fire pits available in the fire room. If no one wants to maintain the fire at any given time, it will be constantly monitored by the room's personal fire butler.


What a freaking amazing idea Brian! That's one of those ideas you might come up with as a kid like: "When I'm an adult...I'll have my own indoor skateboard park." "When I'm an adult, I'll have a place where playing with fire is ALLOWED."

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#216111 - 04/07/08 11:04 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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Originally Posted By: LandOfShadow
How about the room with the jump-gate?



a room with a stargate would be cool, i get to be the captain of SG-1, anybody else like stargate on tv? who wants to be on my team, saving the world from attack and keeping the universe safe and all that



I love Stargate the movie and SG-1 have all he episodes and have a stargate marathon sometimes on my week off.


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#216112 - 04/07/08 11:08 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Freedom49]
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I want a holodeck. A room that could be programed for any time, any place, any season, An escape room of sorts that wold become what ever I needed it to be at the moment.

Computer: Run program Roger 25 alpha.



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#216115 - 04/07/08 11:24 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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#216116 - 04/07/08 11:24 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Freedom49]
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Got another one. Dunno if anyone mentioned it - didn't see it if they did .... ANYhoo

I want a room filled with teddy bears. All shapes and sizes. from little ones to HUGE ones that I can crawl in their lap and snuggle and feel safe.

I really REALLY want a teddy bear room.

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#216141 - 04/07/08 12:35 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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I love the fire room too. I got my butt blistered with a belt so many times for playing wtih matches and lighting fires. I was a little pyro when I was 11.

I was told later it was a symptom of Child abuse. Not sure why it would be. I just liked to watch stuff burn.


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#216150 - 04/07/08 01:15 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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i think it would be pretty fun to have a burning party lol, could be quite theraputic.

we have bonfire night over here, fireworks and bonfires and we burn Guy Fawkes for trying to blow up parliament and overthrow the king, you have independence day in America but i don't know if you have bonfires, silly question, what does Canada do?

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#216156 - 04/07/08 01:30 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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do you have a day where you have fireworks and bonfires and things, besides the new year

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#216157 - 04/07/08 01:32 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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you don't have a canada day do you?

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#216160 - 04/07/08 01:38 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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you don't have a canada day do you?


Its sad...but they really don't have much of anything up there. I need to talk to President Bush again about my Canada invasion plans.

Once annexed, The Northern United States will enjoy the 4th of July as well as many other USA traditions.

I'll demonstrate my invasion plans in the Toy Soldier room of Brian's new house

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#216162 - 04/07/08 01:43 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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did you know, i don't remember the exact details, but we took part of America and occupied Washington for some reason, welsh soldiers, don't remember when or why, and i'm pretty sure Canada suppose to like us because we halted the Americans, i'll ask somebody for the details, but it was on the news not long ago because we were celebrating something and they talked about it on the news

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#216164 - 04/07/08 01:46 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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Yes...it seems that your people burned the Whithouse to the ground during that occupation too. Hmmmmmm....re-thinking my invasion priorities....

Toy soldiers scurry to my Atlantic ships.

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#216166 - 04/07/08 01:55 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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How about the room with the jump-gate? \:\)


a room with a stargate would be cool, i get to be the captain of SG-1, anybody else like stargate on tv? who wants to be on my team, saving the world from attack and keeping the universe safe and all that


Can I be on the team? I think I could be all nerdy like Dr. Daniel Jackson and kind of a space case at times... LOL. I'll follow you anywhere KT. \:\)

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#216167 - 04/07/08 01:56 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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Its sad...but they really don't have much of anything up there. I need to talk to President Bush again about my Canada invasion plans.


caution: video contains the F word and quaint American beliefs aboot Canaduh

http://www.zippyvideos.com/4547333253702616/blame/

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#216169 - 04/07/08 02:00 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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I'm SO glad I got to see it before the gnomes make that link vanish.

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#216172 - 04/07/08 02:11 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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How about the room with the jump-gate? \:\)


a room with a stargate would be cool, i get to be the captain of SG-1, anybody else like stargate on tv? who wants to be on my team, saving the world from attack and keeping the universe safe and all that


Can I be on the team? I think I could be all nerdy like Dr. Daniel Jackson and kind of a space case at times... LOL. I'll follow you anywhere KT. \:\)


Brilliant! my plans for universal domination are coming together, your place is definitely secured, we need somebody to be Teal'c and Samantha Carter, and we need somebody from texas to be general Hammond

my favourite episode is 'window of opportunity' when o'neil and tilk get stuck in a time loop and they live the day over and over again and then realise they can do anything they want with no consequences, just brilliant!

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#216176 - 04/07/08 02:24 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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oh yeah i completely forgot about halloween, i didn't realise there was a canada day, we have a st.Davids day which is like a welsh celebration really, the irish have st.Patricks day, not so sure about the english and scottish

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#216177 - 04/07/08 02:27 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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So do we get that Toy Soldier room or what?

There's clearly a need to re-enact some key battles.

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#216179 - 04/07/08 02:31 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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i'm up for a toy soldier room, i could spend a whole day playing with toy soldiers

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#216180 - 04/07/08 02:33 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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we have to have a games-workshop adjacent, so that we can assemble and paint soldiers too, and make realistic terrain and things like that, and it will have to be pretty close to the war-room

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#216181 - 04/07/08 02:39 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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did you know, i don't remember the exact details, but we took part of America and occupied Washington for some reason, welsh soldiers, don't remember when or why, and i'm pretty sure Canada suppose to like us because we halted the Americans, i'll ask somebody for the details, but it was on the news not long ago because we were celebrating something and they talked about it on the news


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington


I thought this bit was quite amusing:

"...moments before British soldiers entered the building. Once inside, the soldiers found the dining hall set for a dinner for 40 people. After eating all the food they took souvenirs then set the building on fire."

LOL, i really shouldn't make a joke out of it i know but it just seems like something somebody would make up, it doesn't mention which soldiers they were, i think they were the prince of Wales regiment

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#216184 - 04/07/08 02:45 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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Actually i've always wanted to go to Washington, i remember when i had a letter from washington because i subscribed to national geographic at one point, and i felt so important lol, when you think washington you think whitehouse and when you think whitehouse you think president lol

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#216185 - 04/07/08 02:46 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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did you know, i don't remember the exact details, but we took part of America and occupied Washington for some reason, welsh soldiers, don't remember when or why, and i'm pretty sure Canada suppose to like us because we halted the Americans, i'll ask somebody for the details, but it was on the news not long ago because we were celebrating something and they talked about it on the news


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington


I thought this bit was quite amusing:

"...moments before British soldiers entered the building. Once inside, the soldiers found the dining hall set for a dinner for 40 people. After eating all the food they took souvenirs then set the building on fire."

LOL, i really shouldn't make a joke out of it i know but it just seems like something somebody would make up, it doesn't mention which soldiers they were, i think they were the prince of Wales regiment



Oh yes! A million f#%ing laughs!

Your day is coming! But you are not allowed anywhere near the Whitehouse.



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#216190 - 04/07/08 02:56 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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i didn't mean it in a twisted way Robbie, i just meant it sounds like something somebody would make up, if you know what i mean, oh don't worry, i was just reading it with a different kind of mindset, it doesn't really matter

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See....people like Rob ought not attempt humor...cuz someone always gets injured.

One time I suggested a very funny thing that my friend Greg could do some day....well...one day he did it:

He made up a little cardboard sign and displayed it out the back window of his mother's car as they went to the store. it said:


HELP....I've been kidnapped.


He called me that night. You would not believe how much trouble a little chunk of cardboard and some ink can cause a kid.

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#216224 - 04/07/08 04:06 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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I would like an ergonomic empathic comfort room
You would walk in & lasers would scan your dimensions
The lights would dim & a soothing voice would say "Let go"
Falling back you would land on a "pancake" (lol) of swedish tempur foam like material
that was warm & would form to you
Lifting from the floor, your body would shape to what it is like to be held like a newborn
Rocking gently in warmth your choice of music would soothe you through the foam pancake
now moving around the room rotating, gyroscoping & comforting so that you could experience letting go
& being carried from all angles
(yes punk is available for Mr Brown)

ahhh

any ideas on how to recycle the tempur material is most welcome



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#216241 - 04/07/08 04:30 PM . [Re: ineffable]
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#216256 - 04/07/08 05:32 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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this house is just getting better and better!

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#216258 - 04/07/08 05:36 PM . [Re: king tut]
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#216284 - 04/07/08 07:33 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Let's add a recording studio with 48 tracks. All site musicians - unite! Let us crank out some good survivor jams!

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#217396 - 04/11/08 05:33 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LandOfShadow]
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I have not look through all the rooms yet, but I will.

If there is to be a room in this house that I design, it would be a studio. There would be endless supplies of paints and brushes, pens, pencils, canvases, drawing paper, light, easels. And of course, also room to print out photographs for other kind of art; a corner with comfortable desk and chairs and computers or paper and pens for the authors; and a music area, for the musical artists. There have to be rooms for art, of all kinds!



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#217398 - 04/11/08 05:45 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ak]
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Oh, and of course, we would also have to have the art gallery room, for all of the masterpieces done by the artists in the art room (and maybe some flown in from the Hermitage, the Louvre, MOMA, etc).

And also a disco!!

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#217399 - 04/11/08 05:46 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ak]
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and a room with a Bosendorfer ... or Steinway ... but full grand.

just the piano and a bench is all i'd need.

that would be enough.


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#217401 - 04/11/08 05:49 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: MarkK]
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We have enough skaters, here, we'll have the skating rink room, and put on exhibitions daily!

(ok, I was going to go to bed almost an hour ago, time to leave this thread alone!)

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#217425 - 04/11/08 07:58 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ak]
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I just want to know when I can move in with you all! I promise I'll be the happiest most easy to get along with house mate you've ever had!

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#217437 - 04/11/08 09:06 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: blueshift]
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Will cigar smoking be allowed in the music room....or should we build a cigar bar? Oh...yeah...we need a walk-in humidor too.

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#217447 - 04/11/08 09:46 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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you talk about a design studio, but can we also have a place where we can just throw buckets of paint at the wall, so we can have some really emotional art, get rid of all that emotional frustration and then break down for a good cry and go to sleep in your own art, i would really like that, just go wild, jump about like crazy, scream and shout (the room would have to be sound proof) jump against the walls, tire your self out, and then just calmly stroll out afterwards completely covered in paint pretending like nothing happened. I would quite like to do that in a very expensive suit, somehow that would make it more fun, and i would like to be able to rip all the buttons off the shirt, i've never done that before. I tried to quit my job today, didn't really plan to, but just went with the flow, i didn't plan to, but she was talking about hours and before i realised it i said "i have to talk to you about that" and didn't even know what i wanted to say, but it seems i talked too much and somewhere i lost the point, i couldn't stop myself from pacing about, don't even remember what i was talking about, i did say i was quitting, the conversation ended somewhere near the point where she said "you've run out of things to say now havent you?" i told her "no" i could have talked all day probably, but then forgot what i was talking about, for some reason i was nervous and at some point she said don't be nervous because your making me nervous, somehow i ended up with more hours to work (?). i think i just wanted to do something unplanned and unexpected. I can't believe i actually failed at quitting my job, maybe i'll try again tomorrow. i think we should have an "unexpected" room, where the contents change all the time, that would be really good too. I think we should have a room where there is a machine on a loop that just says "yeh, uhu", "that's interesting", "how do you feel about that?", i could sit in a room like that all day probably because if i just don't stop talking, or typing, then it is just easy. I think i'm just lucky that i am going to be really busy with my exams now, keeps my mind somewhere else. Sorry i've been jumping back and forth into different sections writing posts and deleting them and so although i know this is the mansion thread, this is a really good place to write, and i have made some room suggestions too.

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#217458 - 04/11/08 10:19 PM . [Re: king tut]
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#217463 - 04/11/08 10:27 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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An animal room, that is like a full zoo, all together. It will have walls that open out, of course, like the moat of a castle, so that there will not be such the smell in it! All glass windows when it is closed. A full zoo, and aviery, as well as area for domestic pets also. (And in the corner, an electric fence area for the male baboon that attack me at the zoo yesterday. That is cruel of course, but I have not yet forgive and forget that).

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#217503 - 04/12/08 01:39 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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I would make it a gadgit/prank mansion,make all kinds of neat stuff like on myth buster.So when Tomie and prissy Katie poo came calling, O yea just put up all kinds of prankster stuff around like a door bell that was a loaded water cannon,then a trap door that would drop them into a water tank of yecky goo slime.Then when they climed out they had to clime thru a bunch of styrofoam pellets that stick too them. yea stuff like that and make a maze in there in the dark so they would wander around and Tomie would get all pissed and holler o.k. I get the joke o.k. can we get out now,then let this wind tunnel blow them around then ...well with 35 mill I could get really mind blowing so thanks for the fantasy.

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#217872 - 04/13/08 07:07 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: richie]
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Cigar smoking is most definitely welcome in the roaring 20's room; I'll be their with a nice Ashton and a martini........

ROCK ON.........Trish

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#218027 - 04/14/08 11:16 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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I had an idea to modify the swedish tempur empathy foam pancakes to reuse
the material could also be antibacterial
We build one of these (a little sturdier cuz we got 35mill... lol)

http://www.malesurvivor.org/board/ubbthr...true#Post212491

surround it & fill the landing zone with stacks o' pancakes like this

http://www.malesurvivor.org/board/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=217926&page=1#Post217926

so everyone could face their fears
note... helmets, knee & elbow pads, skate boards, roller blades, bmx bikes et all would be available
Room would also be very close to Trish's infirmary as well
& would self sanitize whenever empty or each nite

GERONIMO COWABUNGA DOOODS & DOOODETTES!

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#218102 - 04/14/08 06:04 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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KT being the "physics whiz he iz" (say that fast 5 times)
devises an ingenious bubble wrap room
Feeds from outside the mansion draw in carbon gas filling the wrap
The very act of popping said bubble wrap causes the carbon to transmogrify (thank you Calvin & Hobbes) into oxygen
The wrap reseals & the bubbles refill
Fun times & warm "green" fuzzies fer all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul5jGfaVGyw

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#218108 - 04/14/08 06:40 PM . [Re: ineffable]
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#218178 - 04/14/08 11:18 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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A room over the barn (think Patrick Swayze in Road House), several fine horses and it sits in the middle of 500,000 acres. For me, a 35 million dollar heaven..
(singing... Somewhere in the middle of Montana....)
Take good care,

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#218788 - 04/17/08 06:05 PM . [Re: frost]
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#218790 - 04/17/08 06:17 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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Originally Posted By: ineffable
KT being the "physics whiz he iz" (say that fast 5 times)
devises an ingenious bubble wrap room
Feeds from outside the mansion draw in carbon gas filling the wrap
The very act of popping said bubble wrap causes the carbon to transmogrify (thank you Calvin & Hobbes) into oxygen
The wrap reseals & the bubbles refill
Fun times & warm "green" fuzzies fer all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul5jGfaVGyw


cool lol, sounds like a brilliant idea, hours of fun

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#218793 - 04/17/08 06:22 PM . [Re: king tut]
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#218796 - 04/17/08 06:24 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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Cigar smoking is most definitely welcome in the roaring 20's room; I'll be their with a nice Ashton and a martini........


WOW! Did you just say that out-loud???? You DO rock!!!

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#218803 - 04/17/08 07:03 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Yikes, how did I miss this one? Well, one of my rooms would definitely be a music room with rows of old Martin, Gibson and National guitars in different tunings. There would be posters of old blues gigs on the walls, and I would have bookcases with the old 78 rpm recordings of the great ones and lots of photographs. There would be a fireplace, and over it would be a photo of my hero, Son House.

But I would also have another room to just relax in, with flowing water and a jacuzzi, cool lighting, and lots of interesting paintings by unknown artists.

But mainly I think I would want to visit Trish and hang out in her Gangster Room! \:D

Much decorating,
Larry

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#218817 - 04/17/08 08:04 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: roadrunner]
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*lol* Yes Robbie, I absolutely rock. I love my cigars mostly cause I just do, but it's also one hell of an attention getter.

I can't wait to be dressed up as Bonnie to Larry's Clyde with an old style machine gun in one hand, a martini in the other and a cigar hanging from my lips........trashy as all hell, but oh so FUN!

Oh Frost, I want to be a first mate on that cruise ship of yours. There are few things in this world that make me happier than being on the water!!!!!!!!!!

ROCK ON........Trish


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#219135 - 04/19/08 06:14 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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To steal a concept from "Star Trek, Voyager", my room would be the creation of a "Holodeck" oboard the "Frozen North" Cruise Ship owned and operated by "Frost Vacation Getaway Services".

In this room I would be able to play any instrument, be a vocalist either as myself or any entertainer male or female I could ever want to be, and play or sing any genre of music I wished to perform, depending on my mood at the moment. This would be accomplished by the use of true to life holograms in which the user becomes an actual part of the activity, experiencing real life sights and sensations while in the room. I could go to this room and participate any concert past, present, or future as if I were actually there.

This room could also be used as a recreational facility in order to fulfill and expand my universe without the expense of having to travel around the world to participate. I could explore my wildest dreams or live my most interesting fantasy. I could live history as a participant, observer, or actual character I've read about in the history books.

Fun stuff to contemplate.

Lots of love,

John

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Originally Posted By: Trish4850
I can't wait to be dressed up as Bonnie to Larry's Clyde with an old style machine gun in one hand, a martini in the other and a cigar hanging from my lips........trashy as all hell, but oh so FUN!

This I'm dying to see! ROCK ON indeed!





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#219214 - 04/19/08 11:05 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: WalkingSouth]
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John - you got my vote for that room \:\)

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#219418 - 04/21/08 12:44 AM . [Re: TJ jeff]
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#219421 - 04/21/08 12:57 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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And leather furniture too. frost


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#219430 - 04/21/08 05:05 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Freedom49]
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there is only one type of room i would like. that is a room were i could feel safe and hide when i need too. Sorry if this sounds stupid but its all i want. A safe room for me and my toy dog fudge.

Sorry

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#219506 - 04/21/08 02:30 PM . [Re: SEVEN ARROWS]
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#219520 - 04/21/08 03:34 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Ben,

That's a far from stupid desire; it's quite reasonable actually. I think there are several quiet rooms throughout the mansion for you choose from, or you could create your own safe room, complete with hiding places. Of course you could invite anyone you want to the room, or just keep it as your very own sanctuary.

You know one of the coolest things about this fantabulous mansion? The whole place is safe because all of the inhabitants and builders are safe. OK, except for maybe that iron whirling thing ineffible found, that might be a little dangerous, but other than that............... \:D

ROCK ON.......Trish

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#219950 - 04/23/08 04:01 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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This room is for everyone but it is particularly dedicated to Brown, Ben, Gav & Roger
It is the Holo-dad room (not to be confused with hollow dad)
Woodworkshop or funky garage or base ball diamond or football field or sailing course
Every place is 1st Place & all rough housing is harmless
Never too tired for piggyback /airplane rides or pillow fights
Help with yer home work or showing you how to shave
Fast with the bully repellant
All touch is safe & the love is unconditional
Where ya knowz yer the apple of yer dadz eye
Always

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#220331 - 04/25/08 04:43 AM . [Re: ineffable]
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#220334 - 04/25/08 05:40 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: SEVEN ARROWS]
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Ben,

Originally Posted By: SEVEN ARROWS
there is only one type of room i would like. that is a room were i could feel safe and hide when i need too. Sorry if this sounds stupid but its all i want. A safe room for me and my toy dog fudge.


I think that's what any of our little guys would want. Just a place where we could feel safe.

Much love,
Larry

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#220339 - 04/25/08 06:34 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Ok ... been taking inventry ...
the rooms we have ...

1) . The Orange Crush Room
2) . The Late-70s Punk Band Room
3) . The Roaring Twenties Gangster Bar
4) . The Top Class Lab (with waterfall, calming music & plants)
5) . The Back in Black Room (with white throw rug and red pillows)
6) . The Ginger Anti-Gravity Room (with trampoline walls)
7) . The Freckles & Red Hair Club Room
8) . The Pancake Room
9) . The EMS Room
10) The "Rock On" Music Room (with walls of fender speakers)
11) The "No Scrabble" Games Room (for drinking tea and playing games of course !!!)
12) The Huge Awesome Books Library
13) The Huge Massive Video Game Room (with surround sound and huge TV screen)
14) The "NO PEEING IN THE POOL" Indoor Pool (with swim up bar)
15) The Leopards Room (with waterfall roof, glass walls, bamboo plants & cushions)
16) The Lazarus Mooring Docks (for yachts & cruise ships alike)
17) The Treehouse Room (with links to the outdoor forest treehouse)
18) The Lazer Tag Room (complete with 50's sci-fi sound effects)
19) The Ultimate Pinball Machine Room
20) The Private MS Members Stage (for private touring concerts)
21) The Tree Fort (supposedly to guard the entrance to the treehouse)
22) The Hot Wheels Garage
23) The Coca Cola Room (everythings red)
24) The Food Fight Room (self cleaning of course)
25) The Head Bangers Mosh Pit
26) The Humoungous Rollercoaster Room
27) The Slot Car Race Track Room
28) The 12 Seater Media Room (Laz I think we need more than one)
29) The Megalomaniacs Situation Room
30) The Virtual Reality Room
31) The Football Field Size Stuffed Toy Room
32) The http://video.yahoo.com/watch/240999 Room
33) The Stargate/Jump-Gate Room
34) The OldStyle Leather & Oak Room (with ocean views)
35) The Ineffable Zen Gardens (with kitty flytraps)
36) The Frost Freezer Room (for year-round skiing/snowboarding)
37) The 24/7 Ice Cream Parlour
38) The Fire Pit Room (complete with writing stations & fire butler)
39) The Holodeck Escapism Room
40) The Teddy Bears Only Room
41) The Toy Soldier Room
42) The Toy Soldier Room Adjecent Workshop
43) The Ergonomic Empathic Comfort Room
44) The Ball Pit Room
45) The Recording Studio (for cranking out good survivor jams)
46) The Artist's Studio
47) The Art Gallery (for artist's masterpieces)
48) The Disco Room
49) The Grand Piano Room
50) The Skating Rink Room
51) The Cigar Bar (with walkin humidor)
52) The Emotional Art Room
53) The "Unexpected" Room (changes everytime you walk in)
54) The Zoo, Avairy & Pets Room
55) The Pranksters Room (for inventing pranks to play on housemates)
56) The "Robbies Skate Jump" Room
57) The Bubble Wrap Room
58) The Barn (with several fine horses and a room over it)
59) The Hate Room (for destroying effigies with assorted armory)
60) The Bowling Alley
61) The Crash Test Dummy Room (bags not being the first dummy)
62) The Wave Pool/Surfing Machine Room
63) The Old Guitars Music Room
64) The Water Flowing Jazucci Room
65) The New Me Hologram Room
66) The Cow Room (with fully stocked milk bar)
67) The Safe Room (for being safe while cuddling toy dogs)
68) The Holo-Dad Room
69) The Orange Crush Washroom (with padded toilet seats)

WOW so many rooms, keep them coming
my creative friends are doing
a wonderful job building the perfect mansion \:\)

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#220344 - 04/25/08 07:35 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: arronb]
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Wow! Well with all of these rooms to choose from. There has to be a lobby letting folks know where they can go and a map on how to get there. Golf carts too, with valets to take you where ever you want to go. I sadly don't have time to create the look of such an entrance, but I'm quite sure someone has an idea.

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#220352 - 04/25/08 08:05 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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I think that the ideal mansion we all build is the size of a stadium. LOL

I guess it is a magical house, so little outside but eternally spasious once you step in.

Dream house!

Room number ******777.

All furniture is gigantic in size and the ceiling is 30 feet tall. Everyone knows that gigant people leave here.

Alexey

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#220355 - 04/25/08 08:10 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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#220377 - 04/25/08 10:07 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Still]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxuezdjj7cE
Will it be anything like this, me hope so.


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#220381 - 04/25/08 10:20 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Originally Posted By: frost

Also the washroom will be self cleaning and will steam sanitize after every use. The exhausted steam and moisture can then be used to make snow for our indoor ski hill.


Note to self...
when shoossing the slopes, stear clear of yellow snow

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#222298 - 05/03/08 11:34 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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I think I would like a "self concept" check
Kinda like a hat check
Where you could leave your self concept in a secure place & experience what it is like to have none
For the heavily attached or obsessively self identified you would have an unbreakable cord
to reel yerself back to the "self" you left behind

You would also have the option to let others try "you" on or to walk a mile in someone elses mocassins

KT (the brilliant scientist that he is) through the wonders of biological circuitry has created the
self concepts of famous historical & fictional people

He may take specific requests (if you ask nicely)
Or buy him an atomic microscope

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#222990 - 05/07/08 02:51 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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i've been missing this thread, and since i cant think of another room, i thought i would just bump it back up

i think we've probably said every room possible and a ton that are not possible lol

lets see...um

have we got anywhere for our dogs to stay yet?
a big dog paradise?
with lots of puppies too

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#223029 - 05/07/08 11:07 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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I love puppies too. Definately a place for doggies.


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#223049 - 05/07/08 01:30 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Freedom49]
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good room - I love dogs - especialy puppies

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#223078 - 05/07/08 04:10 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: TJ jeff]
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Puppies rule!!!!! \:D

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#223126 - 05/07/08 08:58 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: roadrunner]
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I love birds cuz I'm a bird brain
I'd like an open air aviary filled with all kinds of trees & flowers so that
every kind of bird would feel welcome to chirp, warble or hum to their hearts content

(we'd have to devise some way to keep them kitties away...
maybe arronb's kitty fly traps could only "gum" them & release them safely
or an ultra sonic recording of Slim Whitman yodeling that only feline ears could hear)

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#223140 - 05/07/08 10:44 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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Don't worry bout us kitties ... we wear bells,
if the dumb birds dont get outta our way it's there own fault
if they end up being parrikeet pie ...

Arronb's kitty fly traps are inhumane ... where's the RSPCA when ya need them ...

The more pressing issue is ...

What are we gonna do about all them damn puppies
poopin & peein' everywhere ... can we send them to the
black room for extermination by the shotgun wielding MarkK ???
Do we have a hunters room ????
Maybe our brother the leopard is hungry ?
Does the zoo room need a supply of fresh meat ?
Puppies on the menu perhaps ?

Does this could towards arronb's evaluation as a sociopath ???
He really shouldn't be allowed to have pets ya know LOL

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#223144 - 05/07/08 11:17 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: arronb]
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I want a room that has all the walls are aquariums, floor to ceiling, nothing but aquariums. The floor is blue shag carpet and in the middle is a round bed with a blue crushed velvet bedspread so I can just lay on it and watch the fish.

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#223168 - 05/08/08 01:06 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: EGL]
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Have you seen the movie Blank Check?

I want a house like Preston Waters' house in Blank Check.

With a mammoth game machine in 3-d. With a water slide and real time go carts and swimming pool and all kinds of fun gadgets all over and computers and fun machines and a security system


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#223183 - 05/08/08 02:18 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: EGL]
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Originally Posted By: EGL
I want a room that has all the walls are aquariums, floor to ceiling, nothing but aquariums. The floor is blue shag carpet and in the middle is a round bed with a blue crushed velvet bedspread so I can just lay on it and watch the fish.


Make sure there are some sea turtles in the aquariums, and I will like this room best!


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#223342 - 05/08/08 11:09 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ak]
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i would like an in door shooting range. also a giant room with toy trains and miles of track. So Im going to buy a few lottery tickets to see if i cant make this come true...

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#223381 - 05/09/08 07:27 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: istrong]
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istrong - that $45 million dollar MegaMillions would go a long way to building this place! I'm buying too!

I'm all for the dog room. How awesome would that be? Actually 3 furry animal rooms. One for dogs to run and jump and play frisbie....it would have to have a pool for swimming to. Another for puppies where anyone could go and just lay in the middle of the floor and be swarmed by those adorable little creatures and another for our beautiful cats - on the other side of the mansion of course - so they could just lounge around all day and find a human to pet them if they so desire.

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#223801 - 05/11/08 11:31 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trish4850]
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we need a kranky pantz room
where you can go when yer nose is out of joint & yer in a hyooj snit
stomp to yer hearts content, lots of doors to slam, lie on the floor & wail & throw yer tantrum to the rafters
soft serve crap for yer corn flakes (compliments of the puppy room)
& all potato chips are piss 'n vinegar

please remove kranky pantz upon exiting room for the next catterwauler'er

note: there are NO corners in this room

lol

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#224084 - 05/13/08 03:49 PM . [Re: ineffable]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:58 PM)
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#224199 - 05/14/08 11:23 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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How about a "Long Island" Iced Tea Room, right next to the Arizona variety room! I want the kind with 11 shots of booze, the one from the bar with a 5 drink limit on the bad boys! Except no limit.... Not that I would make it past 3 and still be able to lift the glass!


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#224201 - 05/14/08 12:01 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: JustScott]
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My room would be on top of a tower, perched upon a hill top. It would have a large telescope in it with one of those domed roofs like the pro's have. The Telescope would be IR/UV & X-ray equipted also. And all the computers, cameras, software, TV's to make it all work. {I'd also have equipment to view the sun.}
There'd be a lounge chair attached to it so I could spend endless hours fixated on the night sky in relaxed comfort.

I'd let schools (k-12) use it for free.


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#226583 - 05/25/08 02:41 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: blacken]
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In light of recent events...

kids need to test their strength & their limits
we need a big kids room
where we can play with the big kids
where we might get bumped & scraped
where we might just go a little or far beyond our beliefs, doubts & capabilities

it would be conveniently close to Trish's infirmary for ninja turtle bandaids & mercurochrome
& the holo-dad room for wisdom, encouragement & "making it all better"

C

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#226709 - 05/26/08 01:09 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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Skate park...a combination between Rob Dyrdek's outside deck skate park, ryan shecklers backyard skatepark and a half pipe in my room with a mattress in teh middle.


..basically, tons of skate stuff.


yup.


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#226716 - 05/26/08 02:26 AM . [Re: Nyjah]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:58 PM)
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#226732 - 05/26/08 07:15 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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i've wanted to sleep in one of those ball pits with all the multi-coloured balls, i added that room ages back, you can bury yourself in the balls and nobody will even know your there, and it would be almost like your suspended in the middle of the balls too, i've always thought that would be cool, and nobody will even know your there

giant mushroom sounds cool lol

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#226736 - 05/26/08 07:43 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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Hi.

Love the shroom lagoon moon room of doom Frost, ---- though I think you need to put a baboon in there just for the sake of rhyme, ;D.

I like the sleeping arrangements room idea, personally it would be a toss up for me betwene finding the very top of a tall tower with only one way up and battlements round the edge, or a small hole in the ground with a smallish bedroom behind it, large enough for me to stand up in and walk a couple of steps, and have a propper bed. Yes, hobbit tendencies are immerging here I think.


As to designing a room, there's a dome shaped room at the visitor's center for Jodral bank Observatory which has the known star map on the cieling in lights.

I'd deffinately go for that, ---- but on a big scale, ---- perhaps 40 feet across, and of course appropriate colours for the various constilations. In the center of the room there would be a working planetarium with fairly large planets, ---- say have jupiter about ten feet across, and an actuall flaring gass get in the center of the cieling for the sun.

the floor would be purple or deep blue with lots of random lighting, and of course there would have to be the world's best possible speaker system in there as well for all music needs, ---- or better stil loads of pairs of really good quality infra red headphones so that more than one person could use the room at a time. there would also just have to be some uba cumfy purple chairs and floor mats, ---- whatever people liked relaxation wise.

I could probably come up with some more, but I've cluttered up the topic enough i think.

really like the idea for this one Frost.


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#227263 - 05/28/08 02:27 AM . [Re: dark empathy]
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Edited by frost (03/10/09 11:59 PM)
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#227714 - 05/29/08 11:42 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: frost]
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Hardwood floors
a large reflective pool/hot tub recessed in the middle of the room
a moveable table to do work while in the hot tub
some of that light emitting wallpaper
a small library of all the books I want to read
spend any money left over on art


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#227815 - 05/30/08 12:32 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: kijo]
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- Room O' Friends -

A room filled with all the friends you truly care about and who truly care about you. Some type of empathic device can read the thoughts and feelings of everyone who might try to sneak in and if they're full of crap they aren't emitted. Only those that truly care can be there. Then you can visit them when you're really feeling down and feeling like crap and just need someone who really does care.


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#227830 - 05/30/08 01:23 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: JustScott]
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I love this room
I need this room
I am in this room

Scoot you rock!
Thanks for posting this

C

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#246639 - 08/26/08 04:18 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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i can't think of anymore rooms, i think we have done all the rooms possible and many that are not lol

but, as far as i remember, although we have command rooms of various types, have we got a malesurvivor headquarters yet? with lots of computers where we can link to everywhere, and fireman poles to go down to the underground "bat-cave" where we can quickly deploy to help people in need, that needs to be built on if it is not already there, we would have to have some kind of special task force too

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#246641 - 08/26/08 04:22 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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KT, thanks for bumping this thread

I start at the beginning again & smile & laugh & dream
(something about Frost's wall of griddles amongst many others)

I needed this today
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#246643 - 08/26/08 04:30 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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How about a 'safe' room, where nothing bad ever happens, and there is some kind of magic that can make anything bad that ever have happen in your life just disappear. I want that room right now.


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#246690 - 08/26/08 11:03 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ak]
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I'm in on this thread while I'm hurting. So please be gentle with me.

KT, I will let my room be the MS HQ as long as it can be configured to the Control Room of a U.S. Navy Los Angeles class attack submarine. I will gladly stand duty here as I need to feel safe right now. I don't. I post this video to give all the nubs here an idea as to what Control looks like.

Brian

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#246692 - 08/26/08 11:10 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: LN3(SS)]
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I want a room where there are no TVs, radios, newspapers, or any type of sensory input that even hints at politics. Will it ever end????? Arrrgghh. I need to move to an island somewhere and make that my room. That Tom Hank's movie from a few years ago called "Cast Away" where he was marooned on a Pacific island - man, as hard as the life was to just survive, it sure looked like paradise at times.

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#246714 - 08/27/08 01:20 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: EGL]
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For $35 million I just want a little place at the top of a rocky saddle, 2000 vertical feet up a mountain. Kind of like Frank Lloyd Wright's home Fallingwater, I would like an artsy modern design place with a rushing creek cascading through the deeply sunken tiered living room, billiard room, and wet bar area. This level should also have a 3/4 bath. On the one side of the living room, up a flight of open stairs, would be a large eat-in kitchen with a deck on two sides, an office, and a 3/4 bath. Across a telescoping connecting bridge would be the huge master suite, with a king bed and another wrap-around deck. The walls would be native stone. The master bath would have a giant in-ground whirlpool hot tub in a separate room with a huge view of the valley below. The master suite would include a personal library with french doors opening onto a private shaded deck too.

The living room would have a walk-out to a swimming pool and a private in-ground hot tub, with a flagstone patio surrounded by a rock wall and a huge dropoff on the other side of it. And underneath the kitchen wing, off of the living room, would be a home stadium theater with three rows of leather theater recliners, a workout room with its own 3/4 bath, and a mechanical services room. All of the 3/4 baths should have double-size showers. And instead of a garage, there would be an aerial tramway to the valley below big enough to hold at least 20 people. Attached to the tram house there would be a building with two luxury guest 1 bedroom-loft, 1.75-bath suites, plus a small one-bedroom condo for the butler that my wife and I are going to need.

And behind the house, across the saddle, would be a 3-hole golf course, with a long par-5 out, then a short par-4 and a par-3 coming back in. This means that the saddle will need to be about 2,000 feet tip-to-tip, and about 400-500 feet wide. The par-3 should be around 185 yards from the tips across the trophy trout pond to a floating island green. The 591-yard par-5 will tee over the same pond to a narrow landing area with a huge dropoff to the left and tall pines to the right, with your 2nd over a 150-yard deep ravine. Your 3rd will be a short pitch across a creek to a small hilltop green with a dropoff on three sides. The 387-yard par-4 will also have a ravine-clearing shot on the player's 2nd shot. Three trips around the course would make a regulation nine. There should be a heliport too.

Most of the time it would just be my wife and I sitting out by the pool sipping whatever we fancy that day. But once every summer, I would throw the yearly MS benefit golf tournament, and maybe over Labor Day weekend each year I would have the Billiards, Burgers and Beer MS reunion, with live music, a celebrity guest speaker, an ice-sculpture contest, and dancing girls and hula hoops poolside....

Should be enough left over for a stable of fancy SUVs, a deluxe yacht, a luxury beachfront condo in Puerta Vallarta, and a trophy house waterfront at Lake Las Vegas. Maybe a Beech King Air too, along with a nice Bell Jet Ranger, and 2 sets of new Big Berthas and Pings with a couple of electric bag carts. On top of all that I would need a yearly stipend in the $300K range, just to pay my taxes and have a little fun too....

It sure is cool to dream about what we would do if we just had the dough....

All that it would take is $35 million, give or take a few bucks.

Keep dreaming,

Mark

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#248046 - 09/03/08 04:06 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: Trucker51]
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We need a Pity Party room cuz everyone should throw one for themselves at least once.
Where there is always never enough & where you are guaranteed that nobody cares about or understands you.
The milk is always spilt, the presents are always the wrong size or colour & the balloons always break while being blown up.
Where you always drop your cake & they run out of ice cream just before you.
Where you can take EVERYTHING personally & pin the tail on yourself.
Stiff lower lip required for entry.
Frequent Whiner Rewards for really crappy merchandise.

Me first! Me! Me! Me!

lol

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#248051 - 09/03/08 04:50 PM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: ineffable]
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lol i love it Craig

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#264262 - 11/29/08 12:06 AM Re: I want 2 minutes of my life back... [Re: king tut]
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bump

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