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#206150 - 02/19/08 01:07 PM joke about one smart 4th grader
michael Joseph Offline
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Smarter Than A 4th Grader

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you
like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about
nuclear power?", and he smiles.

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse,
a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet
a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out
a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
shit?" And she turned, and reopened her book.

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#206154 - 02/19/08 01:13 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: michael Joseph]
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LOL that is great. I must confess I don't know shit either. Which I am sure many here have long suspected. LOL


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#206161 - 02/19/08 01:30 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: Freedom49]
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you know your own shit

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#206163 - 02/19/08 01:31 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: michael Joseph]
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intimately I am afraid but let's not go there.


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#206164 - 02/19/08 01:37 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: Freedom49]
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*lol* That was a good one Michael. Thanks for the laugh.

ROCK ON.......Trish

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#206166 - 02/19/08 01:45 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: Trish4850]
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#206169 - 02/19/08 02:10 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: ineffable]
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and what does it say about me if I do understand the diffrences in their shit???

btw... - I'm really not all that great at discussing nuclear theory - though I do understand it a bit...

TJ jeff (aka... farm boy/country bumpkin)

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#206177 - 02/19/08 02:46 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: TJ jeff]
michael Joseph Offline
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lol I dont think there was a direct link, but she figured if he did not know shit he was not qualified to talk about what he thought he could

I am sure once you got past the shit anything could be said

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#206183 - 02/19/08 03:06 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: michael Joseph]
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lol - my response of knowing the diffrences was just meant jokingly (though I do actualy know the reasons for the diffrences) - I was not trying to suggest that there was a direct link - just trying to be my funny country boy self who knows wayyy to much about animals...

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#206584 - 02/21/08 12:24 PM Re: joke about one smart 4th grader [Re: TJ jeff]
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well you know I was just going with it
LOL I am glad some of the mods know their shit

TJ I was not serious either. I know my shit I think most do.



Edited by michael Joseph (06/10/08 08:15 PM)
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