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#214347 - 03/31/08 09:38 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: arronb]
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Bumper Stickers pt5

(On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk, I'm peddling as fast as I can.

Woman make great leaders, you're following one.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

(license plate holder on a 1983 Toyota Tercel) "Undercover Princess"

'Next time wave all your fingers at me!'

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Jesus saves - Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!

If this car is being driven safely, call the cops - it's been stolen!

You may touch the dust just don't write in it.

Wanted: Overnight Meaningful Relationship

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.

See on small car: 'When I grow up, I want to be a Truck'

Go with God. (my car's full...)

You! Out of the gene pool!

My kid beat up your honor student.

(Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.

Ankh if you love Isis.

Single Women Can't fart, They Don't get A**holes till they Marry.

Dear Lord, please save me from your followers.

Seen on a muddy lorry: "I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"

I'm going crazy. Wanna come along?

Don't tailgate, I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

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#214349 - 03/31/08 09:44 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: arronb]
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All out of bumper stickers ...

save for one ...




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#214430 - 03/31/08 06:16 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: arronb]
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Aaron, ROTFLMFAO! I'm gonna print those and read (most) of them at dinner tonight. How did you put that list together so fast? Or do you have an archive of them? LOL

Thanks for the smile!

Laz

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#214564 - 04/01/08 05:45 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: Lazarus]
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Hello Laz ...

I have (dare I say it LOL) a secret stash \:\)

accumulated over time whilst living with pain.



Best T-Shirt Sayings

"Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"

"I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead"

"Husband And Cat Lost... Reward For Cat"

"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-In-Law On A Milk Carton"

"Just Give Me Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt"

"Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes... Use Birth Control"

"If God Had Wanted Me To Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them
On My Knees"

"If You Can Read This... Kiss A Teecher"

"Wrinkled Was Not One Of The Things I Wanted To Be When I Grew
Up"

"If You Remember The '60s, You Weren't Really There"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is For Quitters"

"My Husband And I Married For Better Or Worse... ....He Couldn't Do
Better And I Couldn't Do Worse"

"The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Harley"

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