Bumper sticker:

"We are making enemies faster then we can kill them"

Since I'm a 911 dispatcher, I have always loved this one

911 dispatchers-We tell the cops where to go!

Oh and believe me there are a few that I would love to tell them where they can go ;-)

This is fun:

When life hands you lemons find someone whose life has handed them vodka and have a party!

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it

So many more, but it's too early for my brain to be fully engaged.

ROCK ON.........Trish

Bumper sticker I would love to see...

"Who are you to tell me to question authority?"

Bumper Stickers Pt1

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Driver carries no cash: He's married!

I need patience. NOW!

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

I brake for hallucinations.

Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Witches' Parking - All others Toad.

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

Back off, I'm a postal worker.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.

I brake for No Apparent Reason.

Hang up and drive!

I may not believe what your bumper sticker says, but I will defend to the end your right to stick it!

Jesus is coming - Look Busy!

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not terrified and screaming like his passengers.

My other vehicle is a broom stick.

This is a sign written on a back of a truck: Overtakers beware, you might meet the Undertaker

My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).

Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.

My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.

'Smile, I could be behind you!' - on Police Motorcycle license frame- Visalia, CA

Jesus, protect me from your followers!

Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree.

Bumper Stickers pt2

Supporting America's Militant Agnostics... we don't know, and you don't either.

Keep honking - I'm reloading.

You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

i souport publik edekasion.

My President slept with your honor student.

I drive this way just to piss you off.

Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.

FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).

Honk if you love N Sync! (then go drive off a cliff)

Pray for whirled peas.

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!

My karma ran over your dogma.

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

"No, YOU suck" - the mean people.

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

I wonder if you'd drive any better with that car phone up your butt?

Nice front bumper you have there. Shame if something happened to it.

My car does 0 - 60mph in 5 miles!

Honk if you're a goose.

No Radio - Already Stolen.

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Drive defensively - buy a tank.

Today keeps starting out betterer and betterer

Bumpersticker: "Echew obfuscation." (Stop using big words) LOL

Bumper Stickers pt3

Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.

They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! (seen on the back on a wheelchair)

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember...

Horn broken, watch for finger.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

My Governor can beat up your Governor. (Minnesota bumper sticker)

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking.

I don't drive fast, I fly low.

On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

His wife said: "Be an angel and let me drive." So he did, and now he is.

Honk if you like obscene gestures!

You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.

Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.

Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?

If you can read this, the bitch fell off. (on the back of a biker's T-shirt).

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!

My truck is not leaking, it's marking its territory.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

Millions of sperm and YOU were the fastest?

To keep your kids safe: Love them at home, belt them in the car.

Bumper Stickers pt4

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.

If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.

Bad cop. No doughnut.

I drive waaay too fast to worry about cholesterol.

(On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.

New Bumper Sticker cropping up in NY (Democrats use the rear bumper - Republicans have it on
the front of their cars!) "Run, Hillary, Run."

Born free... Taxed to death.

Honk your brains out, it wont take long.

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later)

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

I don't trust President Clinton (or her husband).

I love animals, especially in a good gravy.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I bought this car on credit - 20% down and the balance on receipt of threatening letters.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

'YES this is my truck. NO I wont help you move.'

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

So many pedestrians, so little time!

Don't Annoy The Crazy Person.

Don't Laugh, your daughter may be in here.

I got this motor home for my wife. BEST deal I ever made!

I brake for tailgaters. Hard.

If you can read this, you are in phaser range.