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#203304 - 02/03/08 09:06 AM Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers
Lazarus Offline
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Registered: 07/01/07
Posts: 851
Loc: Below the radar, USA
People keep throwing all their favorite sayings in odd places around here, so I thought I'd give everyone an opportunity for them to find a home. I'm sure this is not the first time, but it might be fun.

I'll start with a great T-shirt I saw yesterday at a Mardi Gras parade, worn by a guy with a beer belly;

"I have the body of a god; Unfortunately, it's Budda~"

I chuckled about that one for hours...

Ric

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#203313 - 02/03/08 10:31 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: Lazarus]
Freedom49 Offline
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Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 2723
Loc: Washington State
T Shirt,
"This package was sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling of the contents may have occurred during shipping and handling.

Roger


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#203319 - 02/03/08 11:17 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: Freedom49]
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Registered: 11/14/06
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Loc: Saint Paul, Minnesota
Bumperstickers:

"God *was* my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

"Jesus is coming, LOOK BUSY!" lol

"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake."

"Those who abandon their dreams will discourage yours."

"I'm against the death penalty. Look what happened to Jesus."

"Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes"

"Born OK the first time!"

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#203340 - 02/03/08 01:04 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: AndyJB2005]
Jarrad Offline
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Registered: 10/27/06
Posts: 1071
Loc: arizona
"i found jesus. he was behind my couch the whole time."

"rock is dead. long live paper and scissors"


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#203342 - 02/03/08 01:19 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: Jarrad]
DanM Offline
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Registered: 11/09/07
Posts: 540
Loc: So. California
There is a line in a Kinky Freidman song (Kinky Freidman and the Texas Jew Boys) that said" Save Soviet Jews and redeem them for valuable prizes". I always got a chuckle out of that one...


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#203380 - 02/03/08 05:35 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: DanM]
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Money talks...but all it tells me is "good-bye."

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If I could meet myself as a boy...

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#203381 - 02/03/08 05:43 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: FormerTexan]
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Registered: 11/12/05
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Loc: United States
How about a T-Shirt that just says "Geek"? \:\)




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#203384 - 02/03/08 05:51 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: Hauser]
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Registered: 10/28/07
Posts: 955
Loc: North Carolina, USA
T-Shirt
I used to skinny dip
Now I chunky dunk \:\)

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#203423 - 02/03/08 09:35 PM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: GateKPR4]
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Posts: 16264
Originally Posted By: GateKPR4
Now I chunky dunk \:\)

Sounds like an Ice cream flavor. I'll take two scoops please! \:D

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#203467 - 02/04/08 05:16 AM Re: Favorite T-shirt Slogans/Bumperstickers [Re: WalkingSouth]
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Registered: 02/02/08
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Loc: Perth
My Favourite bumperstickers ...







OK I am addicted to bumperstickers ... LOL

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