I too failed to find much to hoot about, at the Alehouse of the Owl."Jesters" Christopher, and Frost,
Ye talents and humor, are well accepted. If yon "Nobles" choose to cast ye aside, rideth to my kingdom, ye will be welcomed unto my "Court"."Young Page" Andy,
Beginth yon journey, from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, and ye shall be accepted at mine table, to partake of this kingdoms best ale.
and to my honored "Knights"Sir Awake, from the Clan of the Straightboi,
Sir Robbie, the Duke Of Browns,
andSir Scott the IMPORTANT, from the land of BrokeNShattered,
To reward ye efforts in the battle and eventual conquest, of the dragons and demons ye face, (those that bringith us to this place called MS)
I "Queen Gayboi" do hence forth extend to ye an invite.
The commoners of my Kingdom host a large Renaissance Faire, and all are welcome. http://www.stlrenfaire.com/index.html
If yon journey doesn't coincide with their schedule, mine drawbridge is always lowered for the fearless "Knights" of my reign.
To all who wisheth, come forth, and raiseth hell or just lift an ale, ye are welcome to share in the camaraderie. Ye all share a brotherhood that shall bond us for life, and yon large Arch can act as a gateway for thy recovery.Don ye finest armor and gather thy lance, mount yon trusty stallion and commence over hill and dale to this fine kingdom. If the tavern of the Owl is not to yon liking, I can seek out another fine barrel house for fraternization.
Luv ye all,
P.S. It's getting harder and harder to stay in character. Oh well, I started it. LMAO