Newest Members
0128, jeremywickers, JScott12, TMatti2, DaiseyLady
12502 Registered Users
Today's Birthdays
fakir (71), HelpMeHelpHim32 (41), motherstars (65)
Who's Online
0 registered (), 21 Guests and 5 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
12502 Members
74 Forums
64191 Topics
447938 Posts

Max Online: 418 @ 07/02/12 07:29 AM
Twitter
Topic Options
#196366 - 12/23/07 08:26 AM It's the most fattening time of the year
FormerTexan Offline
Site Administrator
MaleSurvivor
Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 11183
Loc: Denver, CO
This is a great spoof of a old classic Christmas tune, done by Bob Rivers.


Itís the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
Itís the most fattening time of the year

Itís the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping youíre cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall

Itís the heav-heaviest season of all

Thereíll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
thereíll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago

itís the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet youíre blowing
thereís calories going straight down to your rear
itís the scale flattening time of the year

thereíll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
itís too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll

Itís the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringleís will tremble in fear

Itís the most fattening time,
itís the belt loosening time,
itís the most fattening time of the year


_________________________
List of things ain't nobody got time for:

1. That


If I could meet myself as a boy...

Top
#196384 - 12/23/07 10:11 AM Re: It's the most fattening time of the year [Re: FormerTexan]
roadrunner Offline
Administrator Emeritus
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 05/02/05
Posts: 22045
Loc: Carlisle, PA
Andy,

Excellent! It's already true at our house. We will all have a lot of amends to make ... but after the New Year - and that's AGES away! \:D

Much love,
Larry

_________________________
Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

Top
#196406 - 12/23/07 02:05 PM Re: It's the most fattening time of the year [Re: roadrunner]
EGL Offline
Moderator Emeritus
MaleSurvivor
Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
Yep, come New Years I'm gonna have to get real about what I've been eating. But that's another week away! \:\)

_________________________
Eddie

Top
#196421 - 12/23/07 04:30 PM Re: It's the most fattening time of the year [Re: EGL]
WalkingSouth Offline
Member
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 16265
hey, until today I've done really well........ I'll be doing well again an a couple weeks \:D

_________________________
ďLifeís journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ĎHoly ____Ö! What a ride!íĒ ~Hunter S. Thompson

Top
#196424 - 12/23/07 04:37 PM Re: It's the most fattening time of the year [Re: WalkingSouth]
EGL Offline
Moderator Emeritus
MaleSurvivor
Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
Hmmm, maybe John and I can be the new spokesmen for Jenny Craig commercials. Look out Kirstie and Valerie!

_________________________
Eddie

Top


Moderator:  ModTeam, TJ jeff 

I agree that my access and use of the MaleSurvivor discussion forums and chat room is subject to the terms of this Agreement. AND the sole discretion of MaleSurvivor.
I agree that my use of MaleSurvivor resources are AT-WILL, and that my posting privileges may be terminated at any time, and for any reason by MaleSurvivor.