OK I've got to throw this one in, even though it will definately give away my age;

Back in the days of BBS's, you could log on and browse a list of files that were available for download. This one caught my eye and I remember it all these years later;

"WOMAN.EXE - Excellent Program, No Docs"

Ain't THAT the truth!

Cheers!

Lazarus

This thread has brought out all the programmers.. this is great.

How's about we try on some PHP for size?

//First, get the current thought from the brain.
$CurrentThought = $_BRAIN['CurrentThought'];

//Setup a function to process the thought
function CorrectThought($CurrentThought){
  echo"It wasn't your fault.\n";
  echo"$CurrentThought is a lie.";
  $CurrentThought="I Am Worth It";
}

//Create a loop to run until all lies are corrected.
while($CurrentThought!="I Am Worth It"){
  CorrectThought($CurrentThought);
}

If only correcting my brain was that easy...

Now obviously only one thought will end the loop, being, "I Am Worth It"... We could create an array which would contain all sorts of positive thoughts so any positive thought could end the loop.

self@heart$> ps -ef | grep itsmyfault
itsmyfault 1932 03:04:00

self@heart$> kill -9 1932

self@heart$> find / -name notmyfault -print

Rem I did some basic programming on my VIC 20 also.

Rem was the only command i remember, you can tell i didn't go very far with programming, but I still have my VIC 20 computer.

Got it for $99.00 at Toys R US sometime in the 80's. The computer consisted of a cream colored keyboard with oversized function keys and that was it. The cassette tape drive was extra, which i still have.

I had a lot of fun with it, you made me smile and remember some good times in my childhood.

-Jim