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#183055 - 09/28/07 04:45 AM My kind of 'friendship forward'
Leosha Offline
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Registered: 06/18/03
Posts: 3614
Loc: Right here
Received from a good friend in email, haha.

"True Friendship"

(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got 'some'

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me.

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Avatar photo in memory of my younger brother Makar.

"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."~~~Martin Luther King Jr., 1963

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#183069 - 09/28/07 06:48 AM Re: My kind of 'friendship forward' [Re: Leosha]
pietie Offline
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Registered: 01/23/07
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Loc: South Africa
I love numbers 7 & 8!

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Not Perfect, just forgiven

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#183084 - 09/28/07 08:03 AM Re: My kind of 'friendship forward' [Re: pietie]
healingpartner Offline
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thanks for the laugh


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#184297 - 10/03/07 08:17 AM Re: My kind of 'friendship forward' [Re: Leosha]
roadrunner Offline
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Registered: 05/02/05
Posts: 22045
Loc: Carlisle, PA
Leosha,

Originally Posted By: Leosha
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This one especially made me laugh. My sister Cathie and I were awful to each other in this way. One would stumble and go crashing down, and the other would say shit like, "Did you have a nice trip?", or "See you next fall!" It drove our parents crazy.

Much love,
Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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