Lorie, I think I know you! You just happen to have another body, face and name - but I have a g/f who describes the same college stuff to me all the time. Did you go to school in New England? I never went to college - so sad - since I got married and had a baby so young BUT I have more than made up for it with some of my own drunkin' antics, including many table dances since then. Don't even get me started on my 40th Birthday *whoooooooooohooooooooo* Old my big toe!
Don't worry about Brian, we know who gets first dibbs, but I think he'll be happy as all get out with all us girls fawning over him. He'll be the bell of the ball! Right Brian?
If you fall down 10 times, Stand up 11.