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#17106 - 05/09/03 09:16 AM Redefining the Meaning of...
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This is copied from the US News forum, where it was placed by Jer/Guy43. I hope everybody gets the chance to read this, it is hilarious!

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only
one letter and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2002 winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,
! like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.



Jer, bro, thanks so much for sharing these.

OK who's signing up for next years' contest?

Victor

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#17107 - 05/09/03 01:46 PM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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Thanx for making my day more cheery.

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#17108 - 05/09/03 10:53 PM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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Hey J,

Which one or more of these applies to R. Sanitoriunumnuts?

jer


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#17109 - 05/10/03 12:29 AM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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Here's some more:

Bozone: (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration: (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Arachnoleptic fit: (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor: (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra pre>
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#17110 - 05/11/03 08:03 AM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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Victor,

Thanks for bringing this over and... nice additions you've added!!!

Arachnoleptic fit: (n.) I love this one. I do it when I just see a spider.

Bring 'em on one and all I say!

jer


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#17111 - 05/11/03 01:12 PM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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Thank you, Jer, for introducing them to us!

You know, this could be fun for all of us to try!

All you've got to do is "take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition."

OK I'll start us off with this modest entry:

Electonic: Treatment for surviving political campaign & election years through the use of electric shock therapy.

Who's next?...

Hey Jer there's a spider; you know what to do with it right?!

Victor

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#17112 - 05/13/03 12:08 AM Re: Redefining the Meaning of...
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OK if you guys are getting brain blocks maybe some of these will give you the laughter you need to jar your brains loose!:

Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Willy-nilly--adj., impotent.

Flabbergasted--adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Negligent--adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie (that's boxers or briefs for us, guys!).


Lymph--v., to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle--n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Bustard--n., a very rude Metrobus driver.

Coffee--n., a person who is coughed upon.

Flatulence--n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.


Testicle--n., a humorous question on an exam.


Rectitude--n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent--n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Here's another shot from yours truly:

Amplifry: Overloading & blowing out your amps.

Someone else wanna give it a try?

Victor

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