Stock Tips: Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW

Nice. At first I thought these companies had actually merged. DUH

Heehee.

can't decide which is my favorite, but i just had to share them.