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#166505 - 07/13/07 11:26 AM Just for giggles
Trish4850 Offline
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I've seen this one before, but it's been awhile so it made me laugh all over again.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, and Softball 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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#166538 - 07/13/07 06:08 PM Re: Just for giggles [Re: Trish4850]
roadrunner Offline
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Registered: 05/02/05
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Loc: Carlisle, PA
Trish,

Love it! Is Wife 1.0 compatible with Beer 2007 and Drunken Friends XP?

Much installing,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
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#166561 - 07/13/07 08:10 PM Re: Just for giggles [Re: roadrunner]
Trish4850 Offline
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If this occurs, a warning will pop-up asking the Wife 1.0, for approval. The Operating System must not be overloaded with other background operations running before any such approval will be considered. If the pop-up is denied and tries to run anyway, Wife 1.0 crash - hard!

ROCK ON.........Trish

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#166648 - 07/14/07 10:10 AM Re: Just for giggles [Re: Trish4850]
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Trish,

I've heard of a fatal worm called Toxic Relatives 5.1 that crashes Wife 1.0 every time. Are there any patches for this?

Much computing,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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