56. Phone calls at 2 am that begin, "Dad, can I ask you for a favor?", only need one answer: "Yes, where are you?"
57. The smell of burning oregano is never burning oregano.
58. If you come home to big artificial smiles and everything looking superficially spic-and-span...brace yourself!!!
59. Forget about training your pooch to leave your socks alone. Dogs are hard-wired to steal socks.
Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me. (Woody Guthrie)