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#164961 - 07/05/07 07:16 PM wanna laugh?
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ever get yourself in shit so deep all you can do is laugh?my stepdad has a garage but its like most people house ,hes got his tv, stereo, pictures on the walls, his former state record fish on the wall. anytime im in there he always says make sure you close the doors or the racoons will get in and tear stuff up,i was out there today and yeah after being told a thousand times i left the door up,when i went back out yeah mister racoon was in there allright! i learned a vaLUABLE LESSON TODAY LOL AND IT AINT THAT I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR LOL heh cant stop laughing ,know what the lesson is ?lol a racoon will eat about 2 thirds of a stuffed former state record fish ,before he figures out its not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heh im in so much shit and all i can do is laugh!!!!!heh aint life grand ?lol adam, anybody know how to fix a stuffed fish? lol

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#164966 - 07/05/07 07:21 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: shadowkid]
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well....maybe you can say it was so old it rotted????

We have a chipmunk currently residing in our garage...he seems quite comfortable and has no desire to leave. He used to live in Rob's showroom 1981 trans am, but that is gone now. He just wanders the garage.

But the key is coming up with a good story...more than just the door being left open....maybe it was a rabid raccoon, yeah, that's it, and it was you or the fish...it was self defense....lol





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#164967 - 07/05/07 07:22 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: shadowkid]
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Adam,

Replace it with a stuffed raccoon and keep laughing bro. Cool post \:D

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#164969 - 07/05/07 07:41 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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Go out there with the .357Mag and blast a few rounds for the drama.

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#164971 - 07/05/07 07:50 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: Still]
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hmmm .. i must be very tired, or this is more triggering than one would think ... cuz i'm not seeing much funny here.

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#164982 - 07/05/07 09:16 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: MarkK]
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I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

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#164995 - 07/05/07 10:14 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: EGL]
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I wonder if it tastes like chicken?


Out with it Eddie. You know you wanted to say "groundhog" instead of "chicken". \:\)

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#164996 - 07/05/07 10:18 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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** sadly shaking my head **

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#165009 - 07/05/07 10:59 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: MarkK]
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lol hehehehe thang-Q, I needed to laugh hehehe I like larry's Idea get a stuffed raccoon and hang it where the fish was. If yur step dad has a scence of humor, that should do the job. lol, prety funny

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#165012 - 07/05/07 11:19 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: Logan]
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lol hehehehe thang-Q, I needed to laugh hehehe I like larry's Idea get a stuffed raccoon and hang it where the fish was. If yur step dad has a scence of humor, that should do the job. lol, prety funny


Even better Shadow. In place of the trophy fish hang up a stuffed raccoon chomping on a half-eaten fish. You already have the fish, and clearly there's a raccoon around somewhere. A world of possibilities! Could make for a real purty display.

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#165056 - 07/06/07 04:15 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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Brilliant idea Larry!

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#165074 - 07/06/07 08:57 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: soapy bubbles]
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news flash!!!!new species of fish discovered in n. c. researchers have discovered the only example of the dreaded coon fish ,on a wall in north carolina !!!!!!! im in so deep lol

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#165075 - 07/06/07 09:15 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: shadowkid]
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\:D

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#165088 - 07/06/07 10:43 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: shadowkid]
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Originally Posted By: shadowkid
im in so deep lol


Just mount the sucker. A trophy's a trophy - fish, coon, all the same. heh Anyway, the coon makes a better pie.

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#165098 - 07/06/07 12:42 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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Right there alongside your groundhog pie Larry!

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#165099 - 07/06/07 12:43 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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Sitting in the window sill cooling...

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#165153 - 07/06/07 05:48 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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RACCOON PIE (Pennsylvania version)

1 raccoon
1 qt. water
1 pt. vinegar
1 tbsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
1 tbsp. brown sugar
1/4 oz. pickling spices
1 onion, diced
4 sm. potatoes
4 sm. carrots
1 recipe baking powder biscuits

Skin and gut raccoon; cut carcass into serving-sized pieces. Mix water, vinegar, seasonings, sugar and spices together. Put raccoon pieces in this brine for 8 hours or more. Drain, put in stewing kettle and cover with water. Cook until meat is tender. Add onion, potatoes, and carrots. When all ingredients are tender, remove from broth. Thicken liquid with browned flour and butter and season to taste. Place meat and vegetables in a dish and cover with gravy. Cover the top with your own recipe for baking powder biscuits, with a little extra shortening in dough. Cut vent in dough. Bake at 450 degrees until brown, about 12-15 minutes. Serves 8. Count on leftovers.

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#165155 - 07/06/07 05:58 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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I would use arrowroot, not flour. I would substitute possum for raccoon too, but I'm different.


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#165162 - 07/06/07 07:16 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: Hauser]
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Yeah, but it's the raccoon that's in trouble here, not the possum! \:D

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#165166 - 07/06/07 08:04 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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RACCOON PIE
... that's like wrong in so many dimensions ...
might as well eat the dog.

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#165205 - 07/07/07 04:27 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: MarkK]
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Originally Posted By: MarkK
might as well eat the dog.


Geez, talk about wrong in so many dimensions dude! Are you sure you're not from Arkansas? ;\)

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#165237 - 07/07/07 11:52 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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#165285 - 07/07/07 08:38 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: EGL]
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Heeeeey....I SAW that! We do have SOME scrupples down here! A possum, sure, but a dog?

LOL! \:D Ahhh.... the joys of road kill!

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#165346 - 07/08/07 04:23 AM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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LOL! \:D Ahhh.... the joys of road kill!


WELL......if it's roadkill we're talking about then it's got to be groundhog. A possum goes all flat and useless after the first hit, but a groundhog keeps its shape pretty well ever after a couple passes by the 18-wheelers. The hog has a thicker hide than the possum too, so you don't spend half your day picking the gravel out of it either. Just get your shovel under it and it comes right off the road. Or hey, if it's fresh kilt just pick it up by the tail and fling it into the back of your truck for the missus to deal with back home.

Yep, definitely groundhog. No doubt about it.

Learned all this in Arkansas, by the way.

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#165399 - 07/08/07 02:45 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: shadowkid]
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On a more serious note.. Most fish mounts are now done in fiberglass. There is nothing used of the fish. If you have a picture of the mount, or the fish, a good taxidermist can re-create the mount. One might be able to do that using the old mount as a guide(depending on how much fish is missing). I don't know what that will cost, but it is solution. Good luck!

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#165400 - 07/08/07 02:45 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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you eat racoon?
might as well eat dog
one pet or another

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#165405 - 07/08/07 03:06 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: MarkK]
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Good idea, Wes. I'm sure Adam is frantic by now for something other than groundhog pie recipes! \:\)

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#165413 - 07/08/07 04:24 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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heh yeah cool idea ,and no i have not told him yet lol hes got a broken leg it could be weeks before he goes out there ! your right it looked like the only part of the fish that was real was the skin ,but now its a racoon from the middle to the back ,the tail might be a dead giveaway that somethins wrong lol

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#165441 - 07/08/07 09:09 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: WalkingSouth]
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Originally Posted By: walkingsouth
Good idea, Wes. I'm sure Adam is frantic by now for something other than groundhog pie recipes! \:\)


Kinda redefines the problem of "drift" in a thread, doesn't it? \:D

L.

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#166103 - 07/11/07 07:28 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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Hey shadow, you might check your local thrift stores, they might have one of those "singing fish" plaques you could pick up? Those things make anyone laugh, once anyway, and could be just the damper you need to get him off the "pissed" mode.
Great post, I'm still laughing, and can just "see" how that poor fish looks now!!
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#166516 - 07/13/07 01:38 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: roadrunner]
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Originally Posted By: walkingsouth
Good idea, Wes. I'm sure Adam is frantic by now for something other than groundhog pie recipes! \:\)


Kinda redefines the problem of "drift" in a thread, doesn't it? \:D

L.


DRIFT??? ... How about a sharp left turn?

Although this one takes the cake...

http://www.malesurvivor.org/board/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=165236&page=1#Post165236

Started as a notification of a PM box being full...turned into comments about bike rides...then alternative modes of transportation (including a suped up self propelled mower)...into the possiblity of there being a CSA awareness roadtrip.....now its at a bake off....LOL

Brian

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#166518 - 07/13/07 01:54 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: pain4ever]
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This reminds me of a bait shop near where I used to live, they had a huge sign outside that read "Stop wishing, go fishing".
Time to go fishing Shadam?


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#166537 - 07/13/07 06:05 PM Re: wanna laugh? [Re: pain4ever]
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Brian,

Originally Posted By: pain4ever
Started as a notification of a PM box being full...turned into comments about bike rides...then alternative modes of transportation (including a suped up self propelled mower)...into the possiblity of there being a CSA awareness roadtrip.....now its at a bake off....LOL.


Yep, first time I ever got totally lost in a thread! Beware! lol

Much confusion,
Larry

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