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#164961 - 07/05/07 06:16 PM
wanna laugh?
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ever get yourself in shit so deep all you can do is laugh?my stepdad has a garage but its like most people house ,hes got his tv, stereo, pictures on the walls, his former state record fish on the wall. anytime im in there he always says make sure you close the doors or the racoons will get in and tear stuff up,i was out there today and yeah after being told a thousand times i left the door up,when i went back out yeah mister racoon was in there allright! i learned a vaLUABLE LESSON TODAY LOL AND IT AINT THAT I SHOULD CLOSE THE DOOR LOL heh cant stop laughing ,know what the lesson is ?lol a racoon will eat about 2 thirds of a stuffed former state record fish ,before he figures out its not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heh im in so much shit and all i can do is laugh!!!!!heh aint life grand ?lol adam, anybody know how to fix a stuffed fish? lol
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#164966 - 07/05/07 06:21 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
[Re: shadowkid]
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well....maybe you can say it was so old it rotted????
We have a chipmunk currently residing in our garage...he seems quite comfortable and has no desire to leave. He used to live in Rob's showroom 1981 trans am, but that is gone now. He just wanders the garage.
But the key is coming up with a good story...more than just the door being left open....maybe it was a rabid raccoon, yeah, that's it, and it was you or the fish...it was self defense....lol
Edited by healingpartner (07/05/07 06:40 PM)
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#164967 - 07/05/07 06:22 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
[Re: shadowkid]
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Adam, Replace it with a stuffed raccoon and keep laughing bro. Cool post  Much love, Larry
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#164982 - 07/05/07 08:16 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
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I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
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#164995 - 07/05/07 09:14 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
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I wonder if it tastes like chicken? Out with it Eddie. You know you wanted to say "groundhog" instead of "chicken".  Much drooling, Larry
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#165009 - 07/05/07 09:59 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
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lol hehehehe thang-Q, I needed to laugh hehehe I like larry's Idea get a stuffed raccoon and hang it where the fish was. If yur step dad has a scence of humor, that should do the job. lol, prety funny
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#165012 - 07/05/07 10:19 PM
Re: wanna laugh?
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lol hehehehe thang-Q, I needed to laugh hehehe I like larry's Idea get a stuffed raccoon and hang it where the fish was. If yur step dad has a scence of humor, that should do the job. lol, prety funny Even better Shadow. In place of the trophy fish hang up a stuffed raccoon chomping on a half-eaten fish. You already have the fish, and clearly there's a raccoon around somewhere. A world of possibilities! Could make for a real purty display. Much creativity, Larry
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