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#158910 - 05/29/07 12:44 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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"423. No matter how often you get burned, you always hold-out hope that THIS hot cookie can actually be put in your mouth without damage to flesh and tongue. "
I perfected the cookie "teeth" hold...no lips or tongue to get burnt...LOL (This is of course foiled by soft cookies)
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#158914 - 05/29/07 12:56 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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421. Mom does not think its funny when she catches you "enjoying" the pool jets. Lorie just said that Moms ALWAYS know. oops!
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#158916 - 05/29/07 12:57 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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421. Mom does not think its funny when she catches you "enjoying" the pool jets. Lorie just said that Moms ALWAYS know. oops! I think that one was in the 30's.
Edited by walkingsouth (06/08/07 02:54 PM)
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#158942 - 05/29/07 03:17 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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423. No matter how often you get burned, you always hold-out hope that THIS hot cookie can actually be put in your mouth without damage to flesh and tongue. 424. Popsicles help after you find out that you were once again mistaken about the cookies.
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#158954 - 05/29/07 04:25 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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425. Shaving popsicles with the stick creates an excellent substitute for snow when you dump it down your sister's shirt and pants.
426. Make sure you have a good head start before dumping the popsicle down your sister's back.
427. No amount of running will remove the stain in your sister's favorite shirt that is left by a cherry popsicle.
Edited by Dewey2k (05/29/07 04:27 PM)
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#158974 - 05/29/07 08:09 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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428. Ice cubes work just like popsicle snow when put down your sister's back.
429. If your sister has the bad judgment to drop said ice cube out of her shirt in front of you, you can always pick it up and start over.
430. Your sister will not forget about the ice-cube/popsicle/snow until she has exacted her revenge.
431. Even if it takes two years, she will get her revenge.
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#158980 - 05/29/07 08:57 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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While your Mom is out don't peel all the labels off the canned goods [ like I did ] every time she opened a can it would be a surprise.
Kevin
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#158984 - 05/29/07 09:13 PM
Re: Things boys discover
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That could be interesting, Kevin! "Tonight, thanks to Kevin, we are having creamed corn, cranberry sauce, and diced tomatoes." 
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#159025 - 05/30/07 06:58 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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433. When you consider snapping your Mom with a T-towel as a joke, think first, does she have an older brother? If she does, and you snap her anyway, you're FUCKED! She has 25 years experience on you.
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#159030 - 05/30/07 07:25 AM
Re: Things boys discover
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434. Sisters never forget.
435. Mom and Dad will not accept the excuse that their rum "evaporated", they know you drank it.
436. Dad keeps track of the milage on your car when your grounded.
437. Wet sponges will stick to a running ceiling fan for a short period of time, its a lottery as to when it will fly off.
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