428. Ice cubes work just like popsicle snow when put down your sister's back.
429. If your sister has the bad judgment to drop said ice cube out of her shirt in front of you, you can always pick it up and start over.
430. Your sister will not forget about the ice-cube/popsicle/snow until she has exacted her revenge.
431. Even if it takes two years, she will get her revenge.
My name is Joe. I am a survivor and a good man. You can count on me.
"[Insert your name here], I am [Chain Breaker]. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"
--Wind In His Hair, Dances With Wolves