You dont need a thermometer in Liverpool, you know when its cold because scousers have their hands in their own pockets.

You also know its cold when you see the clubbing girls walking around with very little on. (That's true!)

What do you call a Liverpudlian in a suit? The Accused!

Planes are always on time at Liverpool Airport, they have to be in case somebody steals their wheels.

You can be captured 180 times a day by CCTV cameras that are watched 24/7, by a whole load of closet pervs, and yes, it is true that some of them have already been been before the courts when they zoomed into certain things they should not be doing.

With a huge amount of Irish blood, and the luck of the Irish, the friendliness of the people would be one to observe, so if you visit, you will not be surprised at how friendly we are in Liverpool!

Unless you meet me on a bad day,

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Ste,

Do you have blondes in Liverpool?

Much shivering,
Larry