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#156115 - 05/14/07 02:28 PM You know you're from California if:
Hauser Offline
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Loc: United States
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.!

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.


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#156118 - 05/14/07 02:43 PM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: Hauser]
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These are great, Hauser!

I love that there is a forum that has fun stuff.

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#156121 - 05/14/07 02:49 PM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: FormerTexan]
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HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????


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#156124 - 05/14/07 02:55 PM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: FormerTexan]
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I was born in California. Pat Prown was governor at the time. My family liked it there, but my dad was trying to get a different kind of job, so we moved away. Man, if only we still had that house in San Diego! \:\)

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#156203 - 05/14/07 11:47 PM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: Chain Breaker]
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Ahh, Joe! Governor Brown the First! those were the days. My family loved to hate him. Then we had his son, Governor Jerry Brown. I think Reagan was in there between.

Yeah, I'm from California. Is pot legal? (shrug)

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#156215 - 05/15/07 12:33 AM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: WalkingSouth]
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Is pot illegal? I can't remember.


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#156224 - 05/15/07 05:01 AM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: Hauser]
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Great thread!
I've never been to California but you seem to imply that it's everything I'd ever thought it is.
Maybe I'll visit one day.

Just one question before I book the tickets tho .........

is pot illegal?

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#156225 - 05/15/07 06:08 AM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: Hauser]
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Is pot illegal? I can't remember.

I dont care as long as I have a chunk,

ste

??

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#156235 - 05/15/07 09:52 AM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: reality2k4]
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it probably is illegal. you also have to watch out for the terminator \:\)

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#156576 - 05/17/07 01:14 AM Re: You know you're from California if: [Re: duncanUK]
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"IF IT IS BROWN FLUSH IT "
I was born in Porterville CA but
That is why I now live in Oklahoma

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