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#155278 - 05/09/07 01:26 PM Just sillyness!
Trish4850 Offline
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some sillines to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So..........................

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = urger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdincky = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

Have a great day...........Tootsie ChuckleLips (I think I like it! )

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#155281 - 05/09/07 01:32 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Trish4850]
mack Offline
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What fun! Thanks for the laugh. i am legally changing my name to Goober Waffledoodle.

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#155289 - 05/09/07 01:52 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: mack]
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That makes me Dorky FrickenButt (actually makes more sense than you know)...LOL Thats great!

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#155302 - 05/09/07 03:19 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: pain4ever]
FormerTexan Offline
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Cheesey Battyshorts

Sounds like a character from Labyrinth

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#155305 - 05/09/07 03:50 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: FormerTexan]
EGL Offline
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I be Andy's twin brother; just call me Cheesey Dippindunkin.

Why do I feel like I'm a Tostitos chip?

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#155329 - 05/09/07 05:28 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: EGL]
sabata Offline
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cool............crusty dippin doodle.....here.....sounds like some kind of food....................thanks................steve


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#155335 - 05/09/07 06:26 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: sabata]
selene Offline
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Loc: midwest
...just call me snooty farklepants \:\)

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#155401 - 05/10/07 01:29 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: selene]
WalkingSouth Offline
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Farcus Dippindoodle! Wooo Hoooo!

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#155411 - 05/10/07 04:34 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: WalkingSouth]
ak Offline
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Cheesey Gizzardlips.


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#155417 - 05/10/07 06:22 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: ak]
soapy bubbles Offline
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Good morning from Dorfus Snicklebutt

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#155428 - 05/10/07 08:14 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: soapy bubbles]
shadowkid Offline
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sloopy dippinsniffer

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#155477 - 05/10/07 12:35 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: shadowkid]
healingpartner Offline
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dorfus snicklehump here.

Thanks sb. I could use a good laugh after yesterday


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#155503 - 05/10/07 03:12 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Trish4850]
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Crusty dippintush.
OMG, I dont believe this thing
has entered my life again!!!



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#155521 - 05/10/07 04:31 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: soapy bubbles]
Stefan012 Offline
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Loc: The Netherlands
crusty chicken frack
(I would have liked crusty chicken butt better :))

Stefan

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#155524 - 05/10/07 04:42 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Stefan012]
Trish4850 Offline
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*thunk*

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#155741 - 05/11/07 10:55 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: soapy bubbles]
Chain Breaker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
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Loc: Michigan
And just when I thought I knew who I was, I end up having to change my name: I am Crusty Chickendunkin.



Edited by Chain Breaker (05/17/07 03:59 PM)
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#155742 - 05/11/07 10:56 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Chain Breaker]
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Thanks for the fun!

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#155754 - 05/11/07 11:49 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Chain Breaker]
GWsurvives Offline
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Loc: Atlanta, and here, among othe...
Snooty Waffletush!!! When I have been sitting on a storm grate a long time... I get a little snooty.. and I get a waffle imprint on my BUTT!!!

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#155774 - 05/12/07 04:19 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: GWsurvives]
alexey Offline
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Crusty Chuckle Doodle.

lol

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#155800 - 05/12/07 10:39 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: alexey]
istrong Offline
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Registered: 03/20/07
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Loc: CT
I shall now forever be known as: Fluffy Chickenfanny

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#155870 - 05/12/07 08:45 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: istrong]
WalkingSouth Offline
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tom,

That is hilarious! Maybe you could be a mascot for some ball team...

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#156578 - 05/17/07 01:19 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: soapy bubbles]
OKIE MIKE Offline
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Goober Pottylips

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