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#155278 - 05/09/07 01:26 PM Just sillyness!
Trish4850 Offline
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Registered: 10/15/05
Posts: 3280
Loc: New Jersey
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some sillines to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So..........................

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = urger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdincky = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

Have a great day...........Tootsie ChuckleLips (I think I like it! )

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#155281 - 05/09/07 01:32 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: Trish4850]
mack Offline
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Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 101
Loc: new mexico
What fun! Thanks for the laugh. i am legally changing my name to Goober Waffledoodle.

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#155289 - 05/09/07 01:52 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: mack]
pain4ever Offline


Registered: 04/05/01
Posts: 1032
That makes me Dorky FrickenButt (actually makes more sense than you know)...LOL Thats great!

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#155302 - 05/09/07 03:19 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: pain4ever]
FormerTexan Offline
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Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 11079
Loc: Denver, CO
Cheesey Battyshorts

Sounds like a character from Labyrinth

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#155305 - 05/09/07 03:50 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: FormerTexan]
EGL Offline
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Registered: 06/19/04
Posts: 7821
I be Andy's twin brother; just call me Cheesey Dippindunkin.

Why do I feel like I'm a Tostitos chip?

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#155329 - 05/09/07 05:28 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: EGL]
sabata Offline
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Registered: 08/08/06
Posts: 1948
cool............crusty dippin doodle.....here.....sounds like some kind of food....................thanks................steve


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#155335 - 05/09/07 06:26 PM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: sabata]
selene Offline
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Registered: 11/10/06
Posts: 221
Loc: midwest
...just call me snooty farklepants \:\)

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#155401 - 05/10/07 01:29 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: selene]
WalkingSouth Offline
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Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 16264
Farcus Dippindoodle! Wooo Hoooo!

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#155411 - 05/10/07 04:34 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: WalkingSouth]
ak Offline
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Registered: 01/10/04
Posts: 1491
Cheesey Gizzardlips.


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#155417 - 05/10/07 06:22 AM Re: Just sillyness! [Re: ak]
soapy bubbles Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 332
Loc: london
Good morning from Dorfus Snicklebutt

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“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.” --- Eleanor Roosevelt

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